We bet that after this display of shady sportsmanship, Nicole Richie will NOT be asked to guest star on Grey's Anatomy, ha!
Ellen DeGeneres' team always think up the most HIGHlarious shenanigans for their celebrity guests…
Which is why we are not surprised — just thoroughly thrilled — that they decided to attach recent guests Nicole Richie and Ellen Pompeo to bungee chords and made them race down an inflatable chute with the goal of grabbing a boomerang.
And well, we can't even BEGIN to explain the hilarity that ensues, so just press play (above) and witness the whacky action for yourself!
Gaahhhhh, it's like they don't even weigh enough to build up any momentum! Those sweet, skinny women, LOLz!
The years of The Simple Life are only a fond, distant memory now, but Nicole Richie proved that she's as adorably sassy as ever in her new web series, Candidly Nicole!
In the first installment of the hot mama's online minisodes, the fashionista tries to remove her worst accessory— her tramp stamp.
But the process of laser removal is a loooonnnng and grueling one that many can't handle, no matter how bad their ink may be.
So did the feisty cutie go through with removing her butt crack's holy decoration??!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) and find out!!!
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Anna Wintour?
No, wait, that's Nicole Richie.
The 31-year-old was STILL rocking that ill-advised bowl cut at the uber exclusive Balmain dinner held in West Hollywood on Thursday night.
Naturally, she wore an ornate, sculptural Balmain number featuring power shoulders and basketweave panels on the sleeves, bust, and crotchal region.
She also wore flesh-colored undergarments, but they were still visible through the little openings in the panels.
And as her old friend Paris Hilton would say, "THAT'S HOT!"
[Image via Getty Images.]
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Why!?
Nicole Richie was rocking the bowl cut like it was still in style last night at the AOL Digital Content NewFront event in NYC.
Bad haircut aside, Nicole did look from the neck down as she promoted her new web show Candidly Nicole in a long-sleeved white Saint Laurent dress and white Manolo Blahnik pumps.
And that bronze St. Barts tan is still going strong!
We just hope this 'do (or should we say don't!?) grows out quickly! We're not sure we can handle all the bad '80s flashbacks it's giving us!
What do U think of Nicole's cut???
[Image via Retna.]
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Kristen Chenoweth is cray cray!!
The Good Wife actress only weighs 88 pounds, but for some reason she thinks she's hefty.
WTF???
Miz Chenoweth tweeted:
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Sexual!!!
Putting double-stick tape to good use, Nicole Richie arrived for a taping of Jimmy Kimmel Live! in Hollywood on Tuesday.
The Fashion Star mentor looked SMOKIN' in a black Emilio Pucci jumpsuit featuring a cummerbund and mesh panels along the bodice. Cleavage! Side-boob! No panties! Yay!
The outfit was further enhanced by Christian Louboutin pumps, a chain House of Harlow 1960 clutch, smokey eye makeup, and a textured updo.
We'd love to find a flaw, but we just CAN'T!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Nicole Richie — did you even work out?? We don't see any sweat! We don't see pit stains!
Oh, you used a towel? AFTER you took a shower? We guess that makes sense! LOLz!
We kid, we kid: we know that fitness is super important to Nicole, and we would never doubt that she's in the gym goin' hard! What we DO hope, though, is that there's water in that cup — regardless of it looking like a coffee container!
Who would hydrate with coffee instead of water after a workout?? MADNESS!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
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