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This is awkward!
The recently single Courtney Stodden was the big hit of Saturday's black tie 2013 Eagle & Badge Gala!
Was the teen bride the belle of the ball because of her enlightened views on socio-economic inequalities in agrarian nations, or was it because her humongous hooters hung so far out her dress that astronauts orbiting the Earth caught a glimpse of her nipple?
Well, that's not for us to decide!
In any event, Courtney's surgically enhanced boobies became separated from her dress not too long after the 19-year-old starlet became separated from husband Doug Hutchison.
Ch-ch-check out her totally naughty nip slip for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
So THIS is why he couldn’t make it in!
Because there weren’t enough free pages in his passport, according to his publicist Debra de Souza!
The comedian needed two empty pages, but Brand was full up!
Silly jetsetters! Always forgetting to get new passports! LOLz!
Let this be a lesson to all of you travelers, South Africa needs two of your passport pages!!!
[Image via Twitter.]
We knew he couldn’t have said anything THAT awful!
Well it turns out he didn’t say that at all.
Frank Pesce, the man who was standing next to Sly at the time of the incident, said:
Well this explains a lot about the boobalicious blonde!
While visiting Bethenny Frankel's talk show, Courtney revealed her lack of a couple very important and basic abilities.
Okay, so maybe she CAN read and write, but gurlfriend better put those skillz to use soon! Laugh now, Courtney, but you're going to have to READ your divorce papers! Especially if you want custody of your hooker heels. LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out everything Courtney admits to Bethenny…AFTER THE JUMP!!
It's a scary thing to be pregnant.
ESPECIALLY when you're pregnant and you're 16 years old!!!
We can't even imagine how it would be to find out that you're pregnant when you're that young - your mind must have trouble comprehending it!
Which is exactly what happened to Jamie Lynn Spears!
The mama opened up about how she first found out that she was pregnant, saying:
Guys, c'mon, you know Justin Bieber would never do anything disrespectful
like pee in a janitor's bucket!
Okay, so he might not have the best track record, but the Biebs is claiming innocence in his Argentina flag wipe across the stage sitch.
Although he was filmed wiping the Argentina flag across the stage at his recent concert - cleaning up all his sweaty goodness - Justin's rep is stating that isn't what went down on the video.
Apparently there is more than meets the eye! And that more is apparently the fact that it wasn't a flag at all! It is now said to have been a t-shirt with the flag printed on it, but the Biebs wasn't aware of that as it was on his stage floor.
Not only that, but he apparently wasn't using it as a mop either! The Biebs' rep claims he was just moving items off the stage as girls had been throwing bras and whatnot.
Like all celebs facing serious dramz, JB took to Twitter to defend himself:
Don't worry, Nina, it's perfectly natural!
Sports Illustrated model Nina Agdal, AKA, Adam Levine's ex-girlfriend, was recently having a blast shooting the new Bebe campaign in Miami Beach when her slinky top exposed her right breast and nipple!
Nina didn't seem too bothered by it, however, and simply fixed it up and went right back to posing! Atta girl!
Nipples are nothing to be ashamed of!
Check out the uncensored, NSFW pic … AFTER THE JUMP!!!