Pamela Anderson as the new (tired old) face for Vivienne Westwood.

How unfortunate!

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Here's a pleasant surprise.

The usually shiteous-looking Pamela Anderson was spotted at the beach this weekend - and she actually looked decent.

Pam spent some time walking along Malibu yesterday with her dogs while her kids played nearby.

The PETA enthusiast even took doggie bags with her and picked up after her pooch pooped all over the place.

Nice to see she didn't leave the shit in the sand!

[Image via Ability Films.]

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Can you believe Pamela Anderson was once a hot Baywatch babe?

How did she get so shiteous looking?

On Thursday, Pam was spotted performing at the opening night of Dutch illusionist Hans Klok's magic show in Amsterdam.

It looks like they didn't have such a big budget!

Pambo couldn't even get a makeup artist to airbrush her legs, cuz from the looks of things, she's got the Mushy Fartone syndrome.

[Images via WENN.]

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Left: Chucky. Right: Pamela Anderson.

[Pambo image via Mavrix Online.]

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Pambo at a party for Ocean Drive Magazine at LIV nightclub in Miami Beach on Sunday night.

When I look at Pamela Anderson's face ___________.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Pamela Anderson was the epitome of class last night, Sunday, at the Ocean Drive magazine December issue cover release party at LIV nightclub in the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach.

She found some discount wrapping paper and made a dress of it!

Then she found a guy to swap spit with.

Classy classy!

P.S. Yes, that douche is hasbeen actor Stephen Dorff.

What a perfect couple!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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She must be in need of some cash!

With Playboy's 55th anniversary issue coming up, it seems they're re-using some of their "classic" pinups.

Amongst those being featured in the anniversary mag will be former Baywatch star Carmen Electra.

The 36 year-old will be photographed in an eight-page pictorial for the January issue.

The special edition goes on sale December 12th.

But on a positive note, we'd rather see Carmen naked and not Pamela Anderson.

What about U?

[Image via WENN.]

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Is November the month for making Hollywood lists?

It seems that way!

Forbes has just come out with another list. It's their list of "Hollywood's Most Overexposed Celebrities."

That's an easy one. We'd have to go with Disney slut, Miley Cyrus!

If she were to vanish from the media for about a month, we'd be happy.

So, just who made the overexposed list this year?

That honor goes to Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, and Lindsay Lohan to name a few.

In fact, according to E-Poll Market Research, 65% of you out there would describe Paris as the most "overexposed."

So who's to blame for these celebs being overexposed?

We blame the celebs themselves. If you don't want to be in the spotlight all of the time, then take yourself out of it!

An easy step? Stop going to the paparazzi infested restaurants and nightclubs!

Check out the full list of the 10 most overexposed celebs…..after the jump.

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Pamela Anderson addresses Barack Obama in her latest blog post.

Because, of course, every morning Baracky has a cup of coffee, reads the news, speaks with his advisers, and then checks Pam's site, which he has ever so dutifully bookmarked at the top of his browser.

That's why she decided to write him a little note. Actually, it's not little. It's long and rambling.

Why do celebs use dashes instead of normal punctuation?

No one knows, except for our Perezcious Celeb Blog translator!

First of all, PammyPoo recommends a reading list for our Prez-elect: The Shock Doctrine by Naomi Klein and Crimes Against Nature by Robert Kennedy. They're books about how corporations are evil and politicians are crooked. Nothing new.

We're sure that Baracky, in his entire political career, has never read them, or even heard about them, so thanks for the heads up Pam!

We had to run the rest through our translator. We've summarized it for you thusly:

- Free Leonard Peltier because injustice makes people mad, gosh darnit! She then calls jail "a lifelong waste of taxpayers money to run a spa for criminals," so who knows? Peltier might just want to say there!

- Castrate sex offenders! "Error" on the safe side!

- Legalize marijuana, because it will create jobs and somehow save children

- Government supplied insurance for everyone! Epseically elderly people!

- Promote vegetarianism and stop animal testing

- Bring the troops home safely!

- Don't be so mean to immigrants, they just want to work, because some "Americans sure have a sense of entitlement that’s unhealthy, unwise and selfish at times…"

…and who think they can just go telling the Prez what to do!

She forgot gay rights!

And free boob jobs for anyone who wants one!

[Image via WENN.]

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