No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
The brand wrote:
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Joe Manganiello has got some serious skills!
While talking about how he became friends with Pee-Wee Herman, Sofia Vergara's husband jumped into a pretty impressive impression of the funny man. But the Hollywood hunk didn't stop there as he also mimicked Kermit the Frog AND Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Don't believe us??? Be sure to ch-ch-check out his KILLER skills for yourself (below)!
Forget chocolate and flowers! If you truly want to impress your significant other, write them a novel!
Just ask Joe Manganiello!
In November, the Magic Mike star and wife Sofia Vergara celebrated their one-year wedding anniversary, where the hunk gifted the beauty with the most romantic gift possible!
He told the April issue of Cosmo:
While all the biggest stars were in attendance, only a handful were lucky enough to have their picture taken by Mark Seliger for the annual series!
They're all stunning!
Besides Jen and Justin unleashing the smolder, there was also a pensive Scarlett Johansson looking off into the distance…
Va-va-voom, Miz Vergara!
The Modern Family actress chose a very sheer Michael Kors number that exposed her nude bra and panties… And we love it!
Joe was clearly admiring his lady love, looking debonair in a fitted tux!
Such a handsome pair.
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Sofia Vergara is putting her ex, Nick Loeb, in his place.
As you surely know, the former flames went head-to-head in court for a couple years over frozen embryos they created while they were still together back in 2013. Now the Modern Family actress wants to officially block her ex from EVER getting his hands on the embryos. Oh dang!
According to TMZ, the 44-year-old has asked the court to officially block
The Modern Family star wrote:
"#tbt to when I looked like a Vergashian😂😂😂 @barrypeele"
A Vergashian!!! HAHAHAHA!
We scoured the interwebz to find a similar shot of Kim Kardashian West for comparison's sake and stumbled upon this old ass shot (above left) of Kimmy with humongous hair.
Anywho, we made a poll…
Sofia Vergara and her boobs make the best comedic partners!
The Modern Family star put her cleavage to excellent use Monday during a visit to the Ellen Show.
Knowing she'd forgotten Ellen DeGeneres' birthday on January 26, Sofia had to make up for it, and cleverly wrapped two used bottles of Head & Shoulders shampoo in her boobies!
Handing them over to Ellen, she said:
"I forgot your birthday. It was, like, a couple of weeks ago, no? But I brought you a little gift because I was thinking of you. I went to Bora Bora so I used two days of if, but I think you have leftover like two or three days for when you travel."
Ellen graciously accepted the gifts, remarking that they were "warm," while Sofia said, "Why do you need to bother with a purse when you have gigantic boobs, no?!"
Watch the HIGHlarious clip (below)!