So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!
Robert Pattinson News Archive
Move along, people! Nothing to see here! Just Robert Pattinson herding some cows in Toronto!
However, this time around he was channeling his inner cowboy (literally!) and got up-close and personal with some cattle!!
We know Rob (now dubbed Robert Pastureson) was apparently trying to convince Kristen Stewart to bring their doggies up to Toronto for a quick visit, but we guess these ginormous milk machines will have to do for now!!
Wrangle those cows, R-Patz!!
Ch-ch-check out more pics of the farmer in training (below)!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Robert Pattinson Wants To Meet Up With Kristen Stewart In Canada? Find Out How Puppy Love Could Lead To A Possible Reunion!!
Well what do we have here??? A good old fashioned case of puppy love!!!
Robert Pattinson has been hard at work in Toronto shooting his upcoming film Life, and apparently he's gotten quite lonely up north! So he's been hitting up his former flame Kristen Stewart about meeting up in Canada!!
However, before you start assuming love is in the air, the reason for the possible rendezvous might not be exactly what you're thinking!
Kristen Stewart was spotted strolling through Los Feliz just a few days ago.
She was looking cool in her sexy, grunge look, letting some skin show in her loose, billowy shirt.
While her fashion choices were certainly interesting, our favorite part of this pic is the PUPPY!!!
Omg!! We can't believe no one thought to do this sooner.
Do you know what's the best idea ever?? Matching up seksi male celebs with their cute kitty counterparts!
It's absolutely adorbzaballs!! It's up to U to decide who's cuter!
Check out the seksi men and their cat clones AFTER THE JUMP!:
But it might have gone a littttttle differently if R-Patz had been behind the camera.
He was on BBC Radio 1 and he talked about how things would have changed if he were directing the scene, saying:
Robert Pattinson's dog Bear is one pampered pooch!
He literally went from death row to living the jet set life!
When R-Patz first rescued Bear, he was one day away from being put down!!