Boy, this is a mouthful…
In the May issue of British Glamour, cover girl Amy Schumer discusses everything from her insanely successful career, to her budding relationship with boyfriend Ben Hanisch.
While things are going well between the actress and the furniture designer, that doesn't mean their bedroom romps are always a slam dunk.
On the morning of the interview, the Inside Amy Schumer star reveals she and her boo got intimate, but he wasn't exactly in the mood. She says:
No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
On Thursday, Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle website goop released its second annual The Sex Issue where the publication talks about everything from the ethics of porn, to casual flings.
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
Related: Gwyneth Paltrow Will NEVER Eat This Animal
The brand wrote:
Emma Thompson dropped a bombshell about Donald Trump on Thursday, and she didn't even seem to realize it.
On the talk show Skavlan, the Beauty and the Beast actress told a story about how Trump had called her in her trailer while she was filming Primary Colors — more on that later — and offered her more "comfortable" accommodations.
Related: Melania Is Reportedly So 'Miserable' That She & Donald Have Separate Bedrooms!
When Emma had failed to grasp the thrust of the future president's offer, she says he got more straightforward:
"'Well, you know, I think we would get on very well. Maybe we could have dinner sometime.' I didn't know what to do with myself!"
Obviously, she did — she's a woman of culture and taste, so she said NO.
And that was the end of the story, as far as Emma was concerned. You can watch the delightful star tell it all (below).
Iggy Azalea who?
Seriously, we've already mostly forgotten the Aussie rapper's new offering (we're pretty sure it was something about butts…), and this puts the nail in the coffin.
Zayn Malik released his new song Thursday afternoon, a hot collab with PartyNextDoor called Still Got Time, and the insidious groove made us bop any other new songs released today right out of our heads!
Related: Zayn Gushes Over GF Gigi Hadid
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Brett Ratner is no stranger to poorly reviewed films.
Critics haven't always been kind to the director and producing mogul over the years, who's helmed films that were met with tepid reception, like X-Men: The Last Stand and The Family Man.
While the Hollywood veteran has plenty of respect for all the pretentious film critics out there, he made it clear that mass-scale movie review aggregators are ruining Hollywood.
Related: Iron Fist Star Blames Donald Trump For Bad Reviews!
Specifically, the Rush Hour filmmaker named review aggregate site Rotten Tomatoes as the "destruction" of the movie biz!
Speaking at the Sun Valley Film Festival last weekend, the 47-year-old said reducing hundreds of reviews from print and online sources into a bite-sized aggregate score has become a poisonous and even inaccurate method.