A Date Is Set!

They’ve been engaged for a while, and now….the wedding is weeks away!

Denise Richards must be shitting herself right now. And then smearing the poo all over her face in f-r-u-s-t-r-a-t-i-o-n.

InTouch Weekly is reporting that Charlie Sheen and his fiancé, Brooke Mueller will marry on May 30th.

Guess the “still hangin’ with the hookers in 2007” rumors circulating around Charlie didn’t phase Brooke at all.

The couple met at a party in early 2006, not long after Charlie separated from Denise.

He proposed to Brooke with a $500,000 ring in July of 2007.

This is Charlie’s third marriage and Brooke’s first.

We give it 6 months.

If you’re invited to the wedding, we have the perfect gift idea for you! An STD home testing kit for the couple!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]