Ay, Chico!

No tomes tanto, papucho!!!
Our fellow hometown boy Pitbull was arrested in the MIA on Friday morning for DUI.
The 305 native was pulled over for going 93 miles per hour in a 55 mph zone, police said.
”This is a big waste of your time papo,” he told the arresting office that pulled him over.
It gets better!
The officer repeatedly asked Pitbull to step away from his car. Finally he did, saying “Come on papo, what’s up?”
Added the rapper, “Come on, This ain’t nuthin. You’re wasting your time.”
Oh, boo. You’re killing us!
”Let’s not do this, yo,” Pitbull pleaded.
That shit may have worked….if the arresting office were gay!
You gotta work on your lines, nene.
On the bright side: that mugshot is totally going to be his next album cover!!!!!
He should call it Let’s not do this, yo!.