Brooklyn Decker is NOT a happy camper right about now!
On Wednesday, Brooklyn shared some angry yet hilarious tweets about an unfortunate incident she experienced while flying. Let’s just say this tale is full of boobs, breast milk, and TERRIBLE miscommunication!
Related: Brooklyn Shares The First Photo Of Her Son!
According to Decker, she was all set to go on her first mommy trip sans son Hank Roddick when misfortune struck. Not only was B.D.’s flight delayed TWO HOURS, but the passengers were told to deboard the plane until the mechanical issues could be fixed.
Not one to miss a breast pumping opportunity, the mommy of nine months hurried off to the bathroom to do her thing. Upon returning just fifteen minutes later, a flight attendant informed her that the gate was now “closed”. How rude!
Understandably “livid” about the situation, the beauty took to Twitter to vent her frustrations while sipping on some wine:
First time leaving baby. It’s only 1 night & doesn’t make sense to fly him back & forth. I’m a mess.
Moms: booze is my only solution,right?
— Brooklyn Decker (@BrooklynDecker) April 27, 2016
And do you pump in your seat on the flight?? Or the bathroom?? #Spiraling.
— Brooklyn Decker (@BrooklynDecker) April 27, 2016
2 mechanical delays. Told we could de-plane. I did. Pumped in the bathroom. Returned 15 min later. Flight closed. Deeeeep breaths.
— Brooklyn Decker (@BrooklynDecker) April 27, 2016
WHO LETS PASSENGERS OFF, THEN CLOSES THE GATE SHORTLY AFTER?!? *GULPS WINE* MISSES BABY *SOBS*
— Brooklyn Decker (@BrooklynDecker) April 27, 2016
Me: pic.twitter.com/vPSEWWD31L
— Brooklyn Decker (@BrooklynDecker) April 27, 2016
And I repeat-this is the FIRST TIME leaving my baby. I don’t know why I’m sharing all of this. I’m just livid. And tweeting. Whilst drinking
— Brooklyn Decker (@BrooklynDecker) April 27, 2016
As women and as moms we try to do it all but it sure ain’t easy.
— Brooklyn Decker (@BrooklynDecker) April 27, 2016
Crazy thing is I got off to pump thinking “I don’t want to offend the guy next to me” But why? He probably sucked a boob too. #winemusings
— Brooklyn Decker (@BrooklynDecker) April 27, 2016
Aww! We bet all new moms are sending positive vibes to Brooklyn right now!
Well, at least her husband and baby daddy Andy Roddick is a consistently great dude… check out this sweet text exchange the pair had not too long ago:
When your husband owns that Target shopping trip like a f*cking champion.A photo posted by Brooklyn Decker (@brooklyndecker) on Oct 26, 2015 at 2:46pm PDT
Love it! Best couple for the win!
So, how would YOU have handled this situation?
[Image via Instagram.]
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