Urine trouble now…
Donald Trump may be known for his tacky taste in all things gold — in addition to his casual bigotry, of course — but even we didn’t expect for that color preference to extend to his bathroom.
However, according to BuzzFeed‘s shocking report out Tuesday… the racist Republican is, in fact, fond of a nice golden shower!
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Unfortunately, the publication could only get their hands on first-hand accounts about Donald’s sexcapades with Russian prostitutes, as opposed to any actual video evidence — but luckily, Penthouse is about to be the No. 1 name in anti-Trump propaganda.
That’s because the erotic men’s magazine just promised up to $1 MILLION for exclusive rights to the vid Tuesday night, tweeting!
ATTENTION:
We are offering up to $1-million for exclusive rights to the FSB tapes of Donald Trump’s #goldenshowers
— Penthouse (@Penthouse) January 11, 2017
That definitely won’t be money down the toilet!
But that’s not all… Penthouse Global Media CEO Kelly Holland actually defended their offer to The Wrap shortly after her company’s Twitter message went viral, saying:
“To Whom it May Concern,
We, along with the rest of the free world, are intrigued by the report alleging President-Elect Donald Trump employed sex workers to perform a “golden showers” show in the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton hotel in Moscow.
However, while many media outlets are content running a story based on conjecture and rumor, we at Penthouse are committed to the value of getting the story right rather than getting it first. So we are offering up to $1 million to secure exclusive rights to the FSB tapes documenting Trump’s Russian hotel hijinks. After all, seeing is believing.
Penthouse Magazine has a rich history of celebrating people’s differences, fetishes, and sexual preferences. We have also made great steps educating the public on the difference in having wild kinky fun versus engaging in risky or damaging behavior. We are comfortable giving our President-elect the benefit of the doubt, but if this footage exists, we the people deserve to know the truth.”
He’s gonna be so pissed…
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Plus, we absolutely LOVE that they’re not even shaming him for his fetish — they just want to help educate his supporters on his personal preferences!
Do U think Donald Trump’s golden shower tapes will be washed down the drain before we get a chance to see them??
[Image via NBC.]
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