Hugh Jackman Nearly Sliced Off His Peen With His Wolverine Claws? Wait, Can That Regenerate?!

Whoa, we’re so glad this non-Adamantium related surgical procedure never happened!
Hugh Jackman nearly lost his iconic Wolverine phallic object, and we don’t mean his trademark cigar!
In a recent interview, Hugh talked about the scary experience, which involved him being oh so very naked, and trying to cover up…with his Wolverine claws:

“There was a very intense first scene and I insisted on a closed set. I ran round the corner and all the female members of the crew were gathered there. I tried to cover myself and cut my inner thigh – it was just the inner thigh thankfully. The metal claws had to go – you can’t have bits and pieces flying off.”

Would you look at that? He tried to be decent and he ends up slicing his inner thigh? Thanks Universe.
Then again, we’d totally love a slice of thigh, or higher!
We’re just glad that his blade and his peen never had a duel.