Italian College Doesn't Want Students Fraternizing With The Jersey Shore Crew

They want to keep their school a “guido-free” zone.

As of this week, The Jersey Shore crew are in the motherland and have begun taping the fourth season of their MTV show in Italy. While they might be thrilled to be taking a vacay from Seaside Heights, one Italian university is imploring their students to steer clear of the American hoodlums. In fact, the school has fired off a letter to its students, warning them of the dangers of fraternizing with the fist-pumpers.

The letter from the Istituto Lorenzo de’ Medici to its students residing in a local apartment complex off campus reads:

“Dear Students,

Our Housing dept. has informed us that starting May 9th there will be shootings inside the 2nd floor apartment of your building. We advise you to NOT sign any paper, let anyone in, and keep us informed.”

That last part is crucial as it seems the I.L.D.M. will go to any lengths to keep their guys out of Snooki’s grasp and their girls out of sight from The Situation.

They are soooo serious about this, officials have offered “alternative housing close to campus” to anyone who wants to get away from the Jersey kids and a partial refund to anyone who has already pre-paid for their rent and wants to leave.

Whoa! That’s…a little much! What does the school think their going to to do? Sound off a grenade whistle and start traipsing through every person’s apartment they come across? C’mon!