5 Things Kanye West Tries To Tell Us With His Hair

If case you missed all of Kanye West‘s Paris Fashion Week appearances, then you missed one of the rapper’s most important hairstyles yet: The arrow shave!
That’s right! Yeezy shaved arrows, or chevrons if you will, into all three sides of his head and he looked, well, a little silly!
So, we’ve figured out 5 messages that Ye was trying to get across with his new ‘do!
1. Sharp Bend Ahead – Kanye’s hair is a gentle reminder that at all times in life, there could be a sharp bend ahead. So, slow down and enjoy the ride!

2. Land Your Private Jet Here – Without his hair on the runway, we’re not sure how his private jet would know where to make a landing!

3. Feel My Forehead – If we follow the arrows on Ye’s scalp, then it becomes very clear that he wants us to all feel his forehead! It looks so smooth!

4. BUY Chevron! – When Kanye isn’t in the studio laying down dope beatz, he’s apparently into the stock market. And he subliminally wants you to know that it’s time to buy into Chevron!

5. The Eternal Sadness of Kanye – The look on his face says it all. Even though Ye has a HIGHlarious haircut and married his dream girl Kim Kardashian, he’s still a tortured artist.

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