Somehow, we can’t see this ending well!
Kate Upton‘s Sports Illustrated photos were recently given a photoshop makeover by Celeb Jihad, a joke website.
They posed a “nude” photo of her that was completely faked, and gave the following made-up explanation:
“Many people do not know this, but the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models all pose completely naked, and it is only later that the tech wizards at SI airbrush on the body paint bikinis.
As proof take a look at this Kate Upton nude outtake from the 2014 SI swimsuit issue. As you can see she is butt naked in this original photo, and later they add the bikini and remove all the excess fat.
It is much simpler this way and safer from a legal standpoint. If someone had to actually go through the trouble of physically painting Kate Upton├óΓé¼Γäós enormous and sinful nude body they would no doubt go on disability claiming carpal tunnel and post-traumatic stress, and probably file suit for being subjected to a hostile work environment.”
While they may have just been having fun for the sake of their site, Kate was apparently NOT pleased.
Maybe she didn’t like the size of the nipples they gave her? LOLz!
Anyway, once Miz Upton found out about the phoney photos, her legal team allegedly sent Celeb Jihad a letter threatening to sue the site if they didn’t take the photos down ASAP.
We don’t know if Celeb Jihad ever got the letter or not, but at the very least they heard one may have been sent and responded with this:
“This holy Islamic extremist celebrity gossip website is under attack from buxom plus-size model Kate Upton (TMZ). Kate Upton dared to threaten legal action against this site for posting a topless outtake photo from her Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue photo shoot.
Of course it is absolutely absurd for Kate Upton to sue us over that topless picture (or the one above for that matter) for 2 reasons:
1) As pious Muslims we must only obey Shariah law, and thus can only be taken to trial in a Shariah court.
2) Kate Upton is a woman, and thus livestock. She has no legal rights under Shariah law. A perfect analogy would be a cow trying to sue a dairy farmer for pinching her teats.
As you can see the idea of Kate Upton suing us over these topless pictures is laughable. In fact we are so unconcerned by her legal threats that we are posting even more outtakes of Kate naked and getting pounded below.”
Obviously offensive, and obviously a joke.
But if Kate’s people really DID send that letter, we can’t imagine they’ll be too pleased with Celeb Jihad’s retaliation tactic…
You can see the original posts with the raunchy photos HERE and HERE.
P.S. UPDATE: We’ve now learned that it was actually Sports Illustrated‘s legal team who sent the cease and desist letter, not Kate Upton’s.
[Image via WENN.]
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