Lindsay Lohan’s Machete Kills Role Not Scheduled Around Court Because She's Not Even Wanted For Sequel!

That’s gotta burn a little.
Or a lot!
But Lindsay Lohan shouldn├óΓé¼Γäót start throwing a hissy fit just because she’s being rejected all over — including the sequel of Machete!!
You see, director Robert Rodriguez has made up a perfectly good excuse explanation for not having LiLo reprise her role as April in the sequel Machete Kills. He said:

├óΓé¼┼ôNo, she’s not in it. We thought to bring her back because we like that character, but it didn’t fit into the story.├óΓé¼┬¥

Oooh!
We see how it is. Her character didn’t fit into the story that certainly couldn’t be worked out to make her fit if you really wanted her in it.
Yeah, sure. Wink wink. We’ve got it.
Some stars who are going to fit nicely into the story include Mel Gibson and Antonio Banderas.
We’re sure Lindz is totes cool with this though, what with her other obligations these days.
[Image via WENN.]