That's the only word we can think of since we heard this wonderful news!
Scratch that! She's the mother of TWO adorable daughters!
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We thought the quaalude scene in The Wolf Of Wall Street was CAH-RAZY but it sounds like Chelsea Handler parties so hard, she makes Jordan Belfort look like a teetotaling choirboy!
Vodka, straight up, thank you!
She told Stern that she stayed until 5:30am and did not hold back at all that night, throwing back more libations than her liver would probably like her to!
But she’s no light-weight!
"I walked my ass out of there!”
So has Miz Handler ever gotten so trashed that she caused a scene though?
According to her, only once - while popping quaaludes at Jane Fonda’s house!
This is almost as outrageous as Mel Gibson himself!
Oksana Grigorieva, the ex-wife of the Lethal Weapon actor, is losing out on the last installments of their divorce settlement, all because of an interview she gave Howard Stern!
After being physically, mentally, and emotionally abused by Mel (how can anyone forget those phone recordings?), Oksana got out of their marriage just in time!
But part of their split was a confidentiality agreement, which a judge has ruled Miz Grigorieva broke by blabbing about Mel on the radio!
She agreed not to say ANYTHING about her former hubby in public. So what big secrets did she spill to Howard?
Um…pretty much NOTHING!
During her interview, it was pretty much Howard who said anything bad about Mel. Oksana remarked at one point that he was just too painful to even talk about and kept her mouth shut!
Howard also told Oksana that a woman should never be treated the way Mel treated her, to which she replied:
It was Howard Stern’s Birthday Bash, but this was one gift that was unwrapped by Robin Quivers!
A shirtless Ryan Phillippe!
Howard's long-time co-host was absolutely shocked when Ry Guy suddenly showed up on stage and gave her a special lap dance! It all came in the middle of a tribute to Miz Quivers and the HIGHlarious parody songs that have been penned about her throughout the years!
RQ was a good sport and seemed to be enjoying herself, but she later admitted that she wasn't quivering over the striptease!
What the what?! But why?!
Robin revealed she has a fear of people gyrating around her! She spilled to Howard:
Joan and John found themselves backstage for the rehearsal for the Howard Stern Birthday Bash, which happens tonight at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City.
And what happens when two stars find themselves in a confined space? One of them ignores the other, of course!
Joan posted this photo to Twitter, with this HIGHlarious caption:
"Backstage at Howard Stern's Birthday show rehearsal. Having a great conversation with John Mayer's shoulders!"
We'd gladly have a conversation with any body part of John's!
After this photo was taken, Johnny boy turned around and said, "_________________."
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He may play a convincing gay guy on Modern Family, but boy oh boy, does Eric Stonestreet like the ladies!
Eric filled Howard in on how the dating app works, and admitted to changing his profile depending on what city he’s in!
Eric explained how he got a message from a fine female last night and started chatting her up. Howard asked if he ended up taking her to Pound Town, but Eric confessed:
We think Salt-N-Pepa probably put it best when they said: why do you gotta get into who she’s givin’ skins to?
It’s none of ya business!
Still, Queen Latifah’s private life and who she’s giving skins to IS an often times talked about topic, with many suggesting that the multi-talented entertainer is gay but very much in the closet.
On Monday morning, the Queen sat down with Howard Stern. And when you sit down with Howard, there is no subject that’s off the table!
The shock jock extraordinaire eased his way into discussing what happens behind closed doors by asking why she chooses to not talk about her personal life.
Queen Latifah explained to Howard:
Howard Stern celebrated the end of 2013 with some good Friends!
That is to say, Howard fell hard for his new "boyfriend" Jimmy Kimmel! He spilled the deets on his radio show, saying: