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…In a manner of speaking, she was!
It turns out this wasn't the unnamed assailant's first encounter with Bam's wood after all!! She had actually been living in it for weeks!
See, Bam has an epically awesome gigantic treehouse on his property — you may have seen it in the casino episode of Viva La Bam!
crazed unstable lady who reportedly tickled her taco while waiting for police to come and arrest her was actually living in Bam's treehouse for weeks before
Bam Margera woke up from a
wet dream on Thursday night only to find himself in a male erotic fantasy!
The Jackass star was stirred from his slumber by a NAKED 24-year-old woman kissing him.
While some men might be BEGGING for this kind of attention, he tossed the friendly intruder to the floor of his West Chester mansion and called the cops.
Here's where it gets really
hot weird though…
Bam Margera had a rough flight over the weekend.
Sources report that the Jackass star was so loud and obnoxious in the Charlotte, North Carolina airport on Sunday that security had to place him in handcuffs and hold him for SEVERAL hours!
Oh yeah. And he smelled like a shot glass too!
Officials at the Charlotte Douglas International Airport say
Bam Margera landed himself in the hospital after painfully landing a 100 foot kayaking cliff dive last Thursday.
Along with a sick pic of the stunt (above), the Jackass star tweeted:
"Just did a 100ft tandem kayak jump with pro kayaker Steve Fisher in Oregon!"
Unfortunately, his accomplishment inadvertently caused a relatively serious injury and he had to go to the hospital for a hernia operation. Not the best way to end the day, but at least it wasn't worse and he was in good spirits.
Check out a pic of Bam letting us know he's okay … AFTER THE JUMP!
And he was SOAKING WET when they cuffed him!!
Bam Margera got a little too rowdy for the cops' liking when he jumped into a pool with his clothes on.
OMG!! JUMPING IN A POOL WITH CLOTHES ON!?! BUT THAT IS FORBIDDEN!! (LOLz)