Oh, how nice!

A source reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Denise Richards took some time out of her busy famewhoring schedule to pose for New Year's pics with her daughters…the day before.

Pimping the girls out early!

She thought we might care or something.

On the actual day, she was in Las Vegas co-hosting a NYE celebration at Prive with Lance Bass. Fortunately for us, the "actress" maintained her sobriety, sipping on Evian water instead of boozing it up, although it may not be so evident in these photos.

Daughters Lola and Sami spent NYE with their father, Charlie.

Click here to look at Denise's staged photo shoot. She actually invited the paparazzi into her house and then proceeded to whore out her kids.

What a great mom!

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On Friday, Sam Sheen, 4, and her sister Lola, 3, were passengers in an SUV involved in a four car pile up in Malibu.

The car - being driven by their nanny - was apparently cut off by another vehicle and the accident madness followed.

The girls are 'ok' and did not sustain any mayor injuries.

An inside source said, "It could have been worse. They were protected by being in their car seats."

Whew.

It's a good reminder for us all to buckle up!

And if you have kiddies, make sure you have the right safety seat for them!

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It's not enough in Hollywoodland to pop out just one baby these days.

The new rage is having twins! EVERYONE's doing it!!!

According to reports, Charlie Sheen and his new bride, Brooke , are the latest to be having twins.

Daddy Charlie's past sperminations have produced 3 lovely gals.

Just to dig it into the alleged sperm requester, Denise, even deeper, we hope Brooke pops out 2 bouncing boys!

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Charlie Sheen's wife, Brooke Mueller, required emergency gall-bladder surgery last week, an operation that can be risky during the early stages of pregnancy.

The couple's publicist confirmed that she was treated at Cedars Sinai in LA and discharged late last week and stressed that it had nothing to do with her pregnancy.

The momma-to-be reportedly spent five days at the hospital and has been recuperating at home for the past four days.

But, she was well enough to attend Sunday's Emmy Awards ceremony.

According to a medical expert, an infected gall bladder can be life threatening not just for the baby but also to the mother.

We're glad the docs sorted Brooke all out!

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There's nothing "complicated" about the cancellation of Denise Richards's reality TV show.

No one cares!

A source told The Insider, "The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode. But the audience has dropped off."

We guess folks would rather watch Dina Lohan pimp out her younger daughter because her show's staying while Denise's receives the axe.

The best part is no one has bothered to give Denise the bad news.

She was spotted running around the Silverspoon Emmy gift lounge in Beverly Hills this wek excitedly telling everyone that her show had been renewed.

But, E! is now saying that no decision has been made.

She still might get the axe!

We hope the cameras are rolling when that poor unfortunate intern is sent to deliver Denise's pink slip because that would be a killer finale!

Literally!

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The initial reports got it all wrong.

Unfortunately, Denise Richards will be back on E!.

Richards revealed in a new interview that her reality show, It's Complicated, has been picked up for a second season.

Wonder how Charlie Sheen feels about another season of whoring for his pre-school aged daughters!

Denise definitely still harbors lots of bad feelings towards her ex-husband, Charlie.

When the interviewer asked her if she has any well wishes for Charile and his preggers new wife, Brooke Mueller Denise responded: "I am not commenting on that situation. I hope one day to get to a place but I'm not commenting right now."

Will season 2 be all about Denise's bitterness?

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Denise Richards must be HATING this piece of news!

She's probably sitting at home, alone, plotting how to make her ex's life more miserable.

Luckily for him, things are going well, so Richards (hopefully) won't be able to mess it up.

Aside from being the highest paid comedy star in prime-time, Charlie Sheen will soon be a daddy again.

In Touch Weekly is reporting that the happy couple, Sheen and his lovely wife, Brooke Mueller, are expecting a baby.

An insider tells the mag, "They are so happy and excited. They are in love, and this news makes things even better."

This will be the couple's first child together. Sheen and Richards have two children from their marriage, both daughters.

Congrats to Charlie and Brooke on the happy news!

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TV Guide has released a list of the highest paid TV stars, you know, to make us all very jealous!

And, among the top of the list is Charlie Sheen for his show, Two and a Half Men.

Sheen is the highest paid comedy star in prime-time.

And with him owning a part of the series, it brings his salary to around $825,000…..per episode!!!!!!

Sitcoms typically film around 22 episodes per season. So Charlies walking away with almost $20 mill every year!!!!!

Too bad he has to give away so much of that to his money hungry ex-wife, Denise Richards.

The highest paid actress in a prime-time drama goes to Mariska Hargitay from Law & Order: SVU. She's earning about $400,000 per episode.

William Petersen from CSI is the highest paid actor in a prime-time drama earning around $600,000 per episode.

And cable stars are making good money as well.

Kyra Sedgwick from TNT's The Closer is the highest-paid actress in a cable network drama. She makes about $275,000 per episode.

Even those behind the scenes are making money like crazy. Seth MacFarlane, who created Family Guy, is now the highest paid prime-time writer and producer. His new deal with 20th Century Fox will pay $100 million.

Looks like there's still money in acting.

Well, only if you make it big!

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Sources claim that Denise Richards dragged Charlie Sheen into court for an emergency child custody hearing to drive ratings for her reality show.

An insider reportedly said, "She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny. She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge's chambers - which wasn't allowed. It's ridiculous."

Denise apparently insinuated in court that Charlie was molesting their two daughters during the hearing.

That's not something to joke about!!!!!

Another source reports Sheen is livid and "out to prove Denise's lack of veracity and sue her in civil court for defamation.

Then he'll sue for child custody.

What kind of mother would use her children in such a way?

Molestation is a serious matter.

Sooo low.

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