Good for them!
But he wants to talk to the pop princess one more time!
Because he’s awful and cheated on her!!!
[Image via Britney Spears/Instagram.]
What's he planning, you ask?
Well, it looks like he's backtracking on his feud with Chuck Lorre, creator of Two and a Half Men, and he wants to return to the show for the final episode!
Which we TOTALLY doubt would ever happen, but there's no harm in trying…?
While leaving the restaurant where he ran into RiRi, Charlie revealed his plans to rerun to his former show.
"[Ashton Kutcher]'s done the best job he could. I think John [Cryer] will be great, afterwards. I think they went a year too far and I hope they invite me into the final episode. That'd be cool, right?"
That's some incredibly wishful thinking! Didn't Charlie's character die off in a horrible train accident?
How would they swing his return?! Unless, of course, they brought him back for a dream sequence or something…
But that feud between Chuck & Charlie was pretty nasty, so we're not sure anything will ACTUALLY come from this…
[Image via Charlie Sheen/Twitter.]
And the beef continues!!
So the seksi singer came up with the perfect scheme to keep the feud flame ignited…
And that's returning to the scene of the original ignore turned insult!
Rihanna showed up at Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica Thursday, fully knowing photogs would be swarming outside to ask about the Sheenster mishap just a few days prior!
Instead of entertaining the paps, she posed with a fan for the (above) photo!
If that's not the biggest F-you to Charlie and his fianceé, we don't know what is! Just goes to show — some fans are worth her time, some are NOT!
[Image via Instagram]
The Anger Management star is fuming once more!!
A few hours after Rihanna responded to Charlie Sheen's early morning tirade, the one that started when his flesh-flaunting fiancée Brett Rossi was denied a meet & greet, the
hot-blooded tiger-blooded actor has lashed out again!
He sent out another poem and this time he called her a "doosh" and banished her to his dungeon, LOLz!!
Then, when insulting her mononymous celebrity status, the warlock went in for the figurative kill!
Mocking her accent, perhaps, or RiRi's country of origin, Charlie mused:
Sweet mother of Tigerblood, feel the BURN!
BadGalRiRi is striking back!!!
The Anger Management star called the singer out for being rude to his fiancé at a restaurant Wednesday night — so Rihanna knew she had to come up with something good.
Cue the HIGHlarious set of tweets (below):
Here's a celeb feud nobody saw coming!
Especially not Charlie Sheen's fiancee, because in the porno academy they're taught to close their eyes right before the "big bang"!
Tigerblood and his pretty porn starlet Brett Rossi (also known as Scottine) dined together at Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica on Wednesday night, but they weren't the only celebrities getting their grub on!
Rihanna was chowing down, too!
Charlie's lady is a huge fan of the S&M singer — makes sense — so he sent a carrier pigeon or whatever over to RiRi's table and requested a sit down with the main girl herself.
But guess what? Ri rejected his request, apparently offering to reschedule it for another time.
This predictably sent warlock into a wild rage!! He took to Twitter and unleashed a 300+ word rant about how she won't last in the biz, how she's a phony, and then he talked smack about her pretty pink hair!!!
At one point he even called her an idiot!!!! He barked:
Someone’s a little excited! But why shouldn't she be?!
Charlie Sheen is engaged to the adult film actress formerly known as Brett Rossi.
But not anymore!
The 24-year-old revealed that her real name is Scottine, and since she’s marrying Charlie anyway ‘Sheen’ seemed like a good last name! But there were some other positive reasons too! Scottine explained
Charlie Sheen must have the blood of a thousand tigers running through his veins after this news!
Charlie's porn star fiancé Brett Rossi's divorce has been finalized! She can officially put a magical ring on that warlock's finger (and not in the Dungeons & Dragons sense).
Her ex-husband John Ross filed for divorce last July, and as of April 18th, according to an April 23rd entry of judgement on the divorce, Charlie and Brett are officially able to wed.
But according to a source, they're not shotgunning this wedding (although who knows? There might be a shotgun involved in a Charlie Sheen wedding):