Leave it to Jack Osbourne to try and make light of the whole Mel Gibson losing his mind and career situation.
Last night, the former chubster was spotted leaving Voyeur nightclub wearing an interesting t-shirt.
Jack’s shirt states the ever so ridiculous comment uttered by douchebag Gibson, “You should just smile and blow me!” with his crazy mug in the middle.
What do U think of Jack's shirt? Funny or Tasteless?
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We're sensing some Fatal Attraction shiz over here!
Sources spotted Ozzy Osbourne's newly slimmed and trimmed baby boy, Jack Osbourne, sharing a tender moment with his ex-girlfriend yesterday. You know, the one who keyed his Aston Martin!!!
That's a $250,000 car! That's not an easy fix!
Oh, and did we mention that we finally know what little message this girl carved into the roof of his car? Cause we do!
She called him a "dick!"
Lovely! We can totally see why you would want to spend time with her, Jack! (idiot!)
P.S. - He might want to get in as much time with his own version of Glenn Close while he can. Yesterday, his girl was also charged with felony vandalism and faces up to three years in prison if convicted.
Seems a little extreme. Some good anger management classes could do the trick!
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Someone's got Jack fever!
Or is just really, really mad about something.
A surveillance camera caught Jack Osbourne's ex Niki Cloyd doing major damage to his $250,000 Aston Martin sports car on Wednesday. The tape shows her taking out her keys and slashing his car, causing over $10,000 in damage.
Luckily, cops tracked her down, arresting her for felony vandalism.
On Thursday, Jack filed a request for a restraining order against his disgruntled ex at the L.A. County Superior Court, stating that Niki "went through my telephone text messages, my private computer files, and flew into a rage, destroying property in my home."
Unfortunately, the judge didn't find sufficient evidence to grant the restraining order, telling Jack, "Don't allow her in your home."
Uh, no shit, Sherlock!
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Looks like Kelly Osbourne is having a great time while on vacation with her hottie of a fiance Luke Worrall and her family.
The Osbourne clan, which included Ozzy, Sharon, and Jack, enjoyed the beach time fun in Hawaii with some friends.
As for Kelly and Luke, Miz Osbourne looked adorable in her turquoise one-piece bathing suit, while Luke looked even hotter shirtless.
The happy kids spent some time building sandcastles with Jack before heading out tubing in the ocean.
Fun times.
Now, where are you two going to finally get married?
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While visiting London over the weekend, Jack Osbourne reveales he was attacked by two men as he returned from a friends wedding.
In the early hours of Sunday morning, the son of rocker Ozzy Osbourne was "jumped" by the pair, but not before Jack got a swing back at them.
He updated his blog the following morning, stating: "Knuckles hurt today. It's the good hurt. I think it means I hit them harder than they hit me."
Thankfully Jack does not seem to have been seriously injured in the attack!
No report if anything was stolen from Osbourne.
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Jack Osbourne might be looking a bit buzzed, but he's definitely not looking fat.
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's son was spotted last night leaving the Dorchester hotel in London after reportedly drinking orange juice with his friends in the bar.
Are we sure there wasn't any liquor mixed in?
But we've got to give him credit.
After years of struggling with his weight, the former chubster seems to have it in check.
Keep it up, boo!
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Whoa!
Even with the Osbournes: Reloaded being banned left and right across America, the variety show managed to nab the #2 spot in the ratings for Tuesday night!!!
16 Fox affiliates in total removed the risque show's premiere from their line-up and Fox downsized the premiere from an hour to a mere 35 minutes but it still grabbed the second highest viewership - almost 10 million - for the night next to American Idol!
Still no word on whether or not Fox will air the remaining eps, but we think they'd be stupid not to!!
