Where are these girls’ parents?!
But why were they even there?!
Both weekends have the same lineup, and more importantly
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It’s like they say, any publicity is good publicity, right?!
Jenna Jameson appeared on Good Day New York on Monday, and she was a bit less than coherent, which had us wonder if she was possibly under the influence of something.
The former adult film star was hyping her book, Sugar, but after it was clear that something was up, they only had her tape one segment instead of two.
In the past, her ex Tito Ortiz has said that Jenna is addicted to Oxycontin, and she pled guilty to a DUI just last year, but without jumping to too many conclusions, you have to admit, she's displaying some pretty odd behavior in this clip (above).
We sincerely hope she isn’t hooked on anything and that this was a weird one time thing.
On the bright side, we now know that Miz Jameson's book is out in stores!
Ch-ch-check the clip out (above) and tell us what you think is up with Jenna!
Jenna Jameson made her literary debut with her memoir How To Make Love Like A Pornstar way back in 2004, but she hasn't been resting on her infamous laurels.
If there's one thing porn teaches you, it's how to work hard, and gurl has been busy putting ink to paper on her next classic, an erotic novel called Sugar! She says:
"Sugar is something new and exciting for me. I’ve never written anything like this before and it was a wild ride."
Why an erotic novel? Gurl was like, '50?? I can do at least 200 Shades Of Gray!' And that's before lunch! But srsly, erotica is right up Jenna's… alley! She says:
Here we go…
However, just because the porn superstar escaped charges of assault after allegedly punching the post-op transsexual in the stomache and back, Britney won't quit until she gets the justice she thinks she deserves.
The supposed victim's lawyer, Adam Krolikowski, explained:
The Orange County District Attorney's Office decided they didn't have enough evidence to convict the porn star extraordinaire for supposedly attacking and threatening to kill Britney Markham at a Newport Beach salon last week.
No eyewitnesses??! HOW ODD. And if Britney was in fact jumped, than isn't her broken face evidence enough???!
That Jenna is one lucky porn star, but Britney is still scared enough to request
Her assistant apparently! Hey, there's only so many times they can bring you a tall when you ask for venti, right? JK!
Srsly though, Britney Markham filed a restraining order against her (we're guessing former) boss after Jenna allegedly followed her into a salon and yelled:
Sadly, it appears that Jenna Jameson is up to her old tricks, and getting herself in serious legal trouble because of it, as she was ARRESTED last night for battery after getting into a scuffle with another person!
And worse yet, it caused her to miss her own birthday party!
According to reports, the porn star was hanging out in the Balboa Peninsula area of Newport Beach around 8pm, with plans to attend celebrations for her April 9th birthday at Heat Ultra Lounge in Anaheim, when she and another person got into a fight!
The victim apparently managed to
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt!
Jenna Jameson celebrated her 39th birthday in the most Jenna Jameson way possible this weekend.
The retired porn star arrived for a wild night of festivities at the Crazy Horse III Gentlemen's Club in Sin City wearing a bootylicious black and white leather catsuit with sheer panels that showed off her fresh tan lines.
Jenna also rocked a paired of wicked Christian Louboutins boots and sported a partially shaved head full chlorine green hair.
It's a lot to take in, but what did you expect the Queen of Porn to wear? A turtleneck and mom jeans? As if!
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]