Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba gave birth to a daughter, Sunday in Los Angeles.

And her name is…. Honor Marie Warren.

Conchita would have been so much better! Or even Dinorah!

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba finally gave birth this weekend.

The actress welcomed her first child, a girl, on Saturday.

The baby was born at Los Angeles' Cedars Sinai Medical Center.

This is the first kid for Don't Call Me Latina and her new husband, Cashole Warren.

The infant's name has not been released (yet) but it will probably be something like Purificacion or Esperanza.

You know she'll wanna overcompensate!

[Image via WENN.]

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In a recent interview, Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba revealed that a big money offer for the first pictures of her baby HAS NOT come in.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

We are so not surprised.

Who cares, right?

She also says that she wants to have a 'brown baby'.

Alba's poppa is Mexican and Cashole Warren's daddy is African American. Her hope is that the dads "see themselves" in the little babe.

Sounds like "Don't Call Me Latina" is overcompensating!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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A bunch of Latino stars, including Alejando Sanz and Paulina Rubio, have banded together to make a video for Barack Obama.

They're all speaking Spanish in it, except for Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba, who speaks in English.

Her presence there is so laughable!

Click here to watch the clip!

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba smiles!

It doesn't happen that often. It must be the pregnancy hormones.

The newly married actress flashed a rare grin while out shopping at the Miu Miu store in Beverly Hills on Friday.

Hopefully motherhood will make her a happier person and maybe she'll even be nicer to her fans too!

[Image via WENN.]

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We guessed on Tuesday that Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba and Cashole Warren did the quickie wedding thing cause they didn't want a bastard child.

Yup, that's the reason!

A friend of Alba's also tells People magazine that's probably why they married so suddenly!

The Don't Call Me Latina pal said, "She [used to feel] it would be okay to wait until after the baby was born to get married. But her traditional side must have really kicked in."

The source went on to say that the low-key wedding may have been a shock – but the two had been talking marriage for more than a year.

We're sure Mr. and Mrs. Casshole will have a big wedding shin dig a few months after she pops the baby out, just for those friends and fam who feel all sorts of left out.

Plus, they don't wanna miss out on their opportunity to Cash in on the wedding pics, especially Warren. He wants the $$$$$$$!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba just got married in secret and that half smirk is the best she could do.

It's probably a reflection of her relationship with new husband Cashole Warren!

There's no honeymoon for Alba and her wife.

The pair hit up the 2008 Celebration of Mentoring on Tuesday night at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

For her sake, we sure hope she got that prenup taken care of!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Details of Jessica Alba's secret wedding are starting to emerge!

Jess and Casshole Warren were married Monday morning at a Beverly Hills courthouse.

They applied for a wedding license and were married 40 minutes later (the time it took the clerks to process the paperwork) in the courthouse's ceremony room, according to reports.

The ceremony room was decked out in white fake flowers. Classy!

There were no guests — it was just the two parents-to-be.

Jessica was wearing a blue dress, hair in ponytail.

Jessica Alba's dad, Mark Alba, spoke exclusively to Latina magazine about his daughter's nuptials. Poppa Alba says, "I think it's good news for her. I'm glad for her. She's a beautiful girl. I'm her dad and I'm happy for her no matter what happens."

What a random way to tie the knot!

Is Jessica popping soon? Were they rushing to get legal and shizz so their child would not be a 'bastard'?

Shit, if we were gonna have a quickie wedding, like she did, we'd at least do it in Vegas and have Elvis officiate!

[Image via WENN.]

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Her plan worked! Get the baby and then get that ring!

Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba and her babydaddy, Cashole Warren, quietly wed on Monday.

The actress' publicist confirmed the news today.

The pair are expecting their first child together.

Felicidades (that means "congratulations" in Spanish, in case she's reading).

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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