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Ben Affleck Jokes About His Blue-Veined Bat Peen At The PGAs!! Deets On His Dong Prank HERE!

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Na na na na na na na na, d**k jokes!

Batman vs. Superman star Ben Affleck was a presenter on Sunday at the Producers Guild of America Awards, but you'll NEVER guess what happened when he took the stage!!!

He cracked a joke about the mammoth hunk of delicious man meat dangling between his legs!!!!!!

It all started when Chuck Lorre waxed poetic about seeing Benny boy's big ole' bat peen earlier in the evening while they were peeing next to each other in the bathroom.

He told the audience gathered at the Beverly Hills Hilton:

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George Clooney Gets Into Matt Damon’s Pants In The Most Epic Prank EVER! Watch Video HERE!

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It’s too bad they don’t give out Oscars for Best Prank, because George Clooney would totally win!

Ever the infamous practical jokester, Georgie Boy was up to no good again while on the set of his upcoming movie The Monuments Men. The film, which George wrote, directed, and stars in, also has his buddy Matt Damon in it!

Poor Matt explained to Jay Leno last night how he was trying to shed some pounds while they were filming the flick. But that dastardly George Clooney was actually messing with Matt’s wardrobe and taking in his pants little by little!

Matt didn’t understand why his trousers kept getting tighter and tighter!

DAMN YOU, CLOONEY!!!

LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out the clip from The Tonight Show (above)!

So funny!

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Michael Douglas Wins The Golden Globe For Best Actor In A Mini-Series Or TV Movie! Watch His Candelabra Costar Matt Damon Give Him The Award HERE!

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Congratulations, Michael Douglas!

The Behind the Candelabra star has one more piece of glittering gold to put on his mantelpiece - the Golden Globe for Best Actor In A Mini-Series Or TV Movie!

He beat out an amazing group of actors, including Chiwetel Ejiofor for Dancing on the Edge, Idris Elba for Luther, and Al Pacino as Phil Spector!

But the real blow was to his own lover Candelabra costar Matt Damon! Or was the real blow to Melissa McCarthy?

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Jimmy Fallon and Melissa McCarthy Matt Damon present him with his well-earned award!

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Matt Damon & Robin Thicke Join Human Rights Campaign! See The Inspirational Video HERE!

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The Love Conquers Hate campaign just got two new high-profile members:

Matt Damon & Robin Thicke!

Woo hoo! That's so AH-Mazing!!

With the Winter Olympics in intolerant Russia only 50 days away, their enlistment couldn't have come at a better time!

The Human Rights Campaign, organizers of Love Conquers hate, also announced a donation in the amount of $100K to the Russia Freedom Fund! That's an organization fighting hard for LGBT equality and acceptance from within the oppressive nation!

Even cooler, the HRC put together an inspirational video for the people of Russia. Ch-ch-check it out…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Adam Sandler & Katherine Heigl Top The List For The Most Overpaid Actors In Hollywood!

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This is NOT a title to be proud of!

Forbes has come out with their list of the Most Overpaid Actors of 2013 and Adam Sandler is numero uno! Which doesn't really surprise us since his last three films were MAAAAJOR flops!

According to Forbes, for every dollar that he is paid, Adam's movies return $3.40!

That's crazy low!

Coming in at number two, just ten cents shy of Adam, is none other than Miz Katherine Heigl with $3.50! Ouch!

Other celebs making an appearance include Steve Carell, Reese Witherspoon, and Denzel Washington!!

Ch-ch-check out the whole list including how much the films make per dollar the stars are paid…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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American Hustle & 12 Years A Slave Lead Golden Globes Nominees! See Full List HERE!

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It looks like this year's Golden Globes will make history. Well, they'll make history rich with awards anyway!

Period pieces lead the way this year as the swingin' 70s set American Hustle and antebellum 12 Years A Slave lead the film nominations with seven each.

This includes another nod for Jennifer Lawrence, who won last year for Silver Linings Playbook. Go gurl!

See the full list of nominees …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Scarlett Johansson Turns 29 Today! Help Us Celebrate With 29 Incredible GIFs!

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Scarlett Johansson may be one of the biggest movie stars in the world, but we're pretty sure she's THE biggest star in GIFs!

So we're celebrating the newly minted 29-year-old's birthday with 29 of her most amazing moments!

Between getting sexy with Bradley Cooper and Matt Damon, kicking super villain butt as an Avenger, and just being the hottest gurl in the world, ScarJo is the best! And she ain't even 30 yet!

CLICK HERE to see the gallery "Happy 29th Birthday To Scarlett Johansson In 29 Amazing GIFs!"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery "Happy 29th Birthday To Scarlett Johansson In 29 Amazing GIFs!"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery "Happy 29th Birthday To Scarlett Johansson In 29 Amazing GIFs!"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery "Happy 29th Birthday To Scarlett Johansson In 29 Amazing GIFs!"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery "Happy 29th Birthday To Scarlett Johansson In 29 Amazing GIFs!"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery "Happy 29th Birthday To Scarlett Johansson In 29 Amazing GIFs!"

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