Archive for the 'Photoshop Awardz' Category

How Does Kristin Davis REALLY Feel About That Heavily Photoshopped New Sex And The City 2 Poster???

HA! Look like she's just as mortified by the photoshop as the rest of the world!

Check out the HIGHlarious clip of Kristin Davis' response when she was recently asked about the latest promotional poster for her new movie, Sex and the City 2!

Priceless!

The LOLz come right at the 1:50 mark! Enjoy!

Thoughts??

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Photoshop Awardz: Final Poster For Menopause & The City 2!!

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Absolutely HOrrific!

Check out the just-released exercise in photoshop mastery final poster for Sex & the City 2.

Unbelievable, right?

We get that they may need to touch up SJPeePee - she is starting to look a bit like the crypt keeper - but what the FUCK did they do to Kim Cattrall's face??

She doesn't even resemble a human, let alone what she actually looks like - which is pretty damn good!!

So unnecessary.

Thoughts??

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She Will Eat Your Soul!

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This is the stuff nightmares are made of…

The cover of Laura Bush's memoir, Spoken From The Heart, left chills running down our spine!

On top of the wrinkles, it seems someone photoshopped the life from her eyes.

Yikes!

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Photoshop Awardz: WhatsHerFace On The Beastly Poster

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Look! The hack got a job!

The shiteous latest retelling of Beauty and the Beast, which, given its lead is ironically titled Beastly, has just gotten a one-sheet, and with the exception of WhatsHerFace, it doesn't look nearly as bad as expectedl!

And even SHE looks somewhat presentable - mostly because it looks nothing like her!

Multiple kudos to the poor Photoshop tech who no doubt had to slave away for hours attempting to make her look somewhat good.

That being said: her co-star Alex Pettyfer is SEKSI!

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Photoshop Awardz: Chelsea Handler In Shape

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Wow!

Chelsea Handler is featured on this month's cover of Shape, and we're not sure who to congratulate: her, her nutritionist, or the person responsible for inventing Photoshop!!

Either way, she still brings the HIGHlarity wherever she goes!!

According to the comedienne:

"I went home to visit my family after my show first started and my sister said to me, ‘Oh, you look good. We were going to say something about your weight because you look so big on TV.' And then I looked at their TV and I realised they had it on wide-screen. I’m like, ‘Of course I look big. Take it off wide-screen you losers!'”

LOLz!! Looking good, bb!

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Real Life Vs. Photoshop

Filed under: Sin City > Photoshop Awardz

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Oh, hun.

Big mistake posing next to your "touched-up" photo!

Baywatch's Nicole Eggert demonstrated the wonders of Photoshop while posing on the red carpet for her 'Pre-Celebrity Fit Club' night at TABU in Vegas on Saturday night.

The employees at Adobe must be so proud!

[Image via WENN.]

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Spencer's A Cheap Celebrity

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WTF!?

You'd think with all that play money he's flashing, Spencer Pratt would be able to afford a better designer to do the cover art for his new rap single!

At least the craptastic cover matches the craptastic music.

What do U think of Spencer's assault on the eyes???

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A Peep At Aubrey hO'Day

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Mariah Carey's re-toucher really gets around!

These pHOtos of Aubrey O'Day were just released for her upcoming role as Peep Diva, which was originally played by Mel B.

Downgrade!

But, look at her legs. They're so unnaturally shiny.

And that extra small waist.

Wonder whose body that is?

[Images via John Ganun/Vegas Deluxe]

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