An Open Letter To Madonna

Dear M.,
Open letters are all the rage these days. Everybody’s doing them.
But we’ve been doing them for a while!
We’re not writing to criticize you. We’re writing to give thanks and praise. It is right to give thanks and praise.
Thank you for not wearing a tacky Ed Hardy t-shirt while out and about in Manhattan on Tuesday. You are better than that!
Thank you for wearing skulls, even though they’re very last season. You don’t care about trends. You start them!
You went out party with Penelope Cruz and Shakira last night. They are not Kabbalists!
Do you wanna meet up for some tea? We’d pay!
Love you!!!!!
xoxo
[Images via Pacific Coast News.]