Florida Couple Allegedly F**ks In Cop Car After Joint DUI Arrests!

Sometimes, when the mood strikes, you’ve just got to take care of business — even if you’re in the back of a cop car!

A Florida couple is facing a few extra charges this week after a run-in with law enforcement over the weekend that didn’t end so well for anybody involved. And now, as the Nassau County Sheriff’s Office investigates exactly what went wrong, the story is gaining nationwide attention!

It all happened on Friday night in Fernandina Beach, Florida. Just before midnight in the oceanside city north of Jacksonville on the Georgia border, a sheriff’s deputy pulled over bicyclists Seth Aaron Thomas, 31, and Megan Lynn Mondanaro, 35 (both pictured in mugshots, above). The pair had allegedly been riding their bikes with no lights or reflective equipment along a darkened street in the beach town, and were nearly hit by another motorist who called the cops.

Well, deputies quickly concluded both Thomas and Mondanaro were intoxicated; the police report states each one smelled of alcohol, slurred their speech, and had bloodshot eyes. The pair then summarily failed a battery of field sobriety tests, according to the report. Both were arrested, and put in the back of the patrol car — which is where things should’ve ended, except, hey, when in Rome… err, Florida.

While the deputy was still outside his car writing up the arrest and dealing with the two suspects’ bicycles, Thomas and Mondanaro allegedly “disrobed and started having sexual intercourse,” according to the report. By the time the deputy opened the door to deal with the situation, Thomas was allegedly “completely naked,” and Mondanaro’s “pants were down and her breasts exposed.”

Worse still, when the first deputy pulled Thomas out of the vehicle, the 31-year-old man allegedly pushed him and a second officer to the ground before taking off — completely naked — into the night, and “sparking a brief foot chase.” Who are these deputies?!?!? This is keystone cops-level stuff! LOLz!!!

Eventually, cops got things back under control. Both suspects submitted to a breathalyzer test — you’ll never guess how those went — and each were eventually booked into jail in the early hours of Saturday morning.

Per the report, Mondanaro was charged with DUI, exposing sex organs, unnatural and lascivious acts, and resisting without violence. Her partner in crime was slapped with some extra charges for allegedly running (naked!) from the deputies, and now faces more allegations including threat against a public official, unnatural and lascivious acts, exposing sex organs, and DUI.

It’s unclear whether either one of them has entered a plea or retained an attorney yet, but according to People, both are still in custody as of Tuesday morning.

Truly, a long weekend of fornication and fun has gone terribly wrong for these two bicycle enthusiasts. And while we don’t know this for a fact, it’s probably safe to assume they were separated in jail after the cop car stunt they so successfully pulled… no hanky panky in the clank!

Hey, what can we say? Sometimes the mood hits when you’ve just gotten arrested and you’re drunk in the back of a police cruiser. Haven’t we all been there?

…what’s that? You say most of us have not been there? Oh, our mistake! LOLz!!!

[Image via Nassau County Sheriff’s Office]