It's Over!

We didn’t even come up with a cute nickname for them yet!
Reese Withespoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have ended their months-long affair, Us Weekly is reporting.
“She has either called it off or is just taking a break,” a Witherspoon source tells the mag. “She cares for Jake, but the timing is crappy. She doesn’t have enough emotional space for him right now.”
Maybe she just didn’t like him wearing his spandex biker shorts to bed?
Reese was probably jealous of all the attention Jake was giving to his male friends.
She’s a Southern woman. She has needs!