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An Ode To The Plight Of Kitten Heels

Are kitten heels almost as bad as Birkenstocks?
Poor little kitten heels. They never hurt nobody!
And yet there are a series of memes out there acting like these modest heels are the scourge of the entire shoe world!
Which is hilarious considering Birkenstocks and those FiveFingers toe shoes are totally a thing.
We feel your pain, kitten heels. You didn’t do anything wrong one-inch off the ground. And you have an adorable name.
Buuuuuuut…these memes are still kind of hilarious!
Check ’em out (below)!

Are kitten heels almost as bad as Birkenstocks?
Gosh. OF COURSE Grumpy Cat of all felines would be offended by them!
Are kitten heels almost as bad as Birkenstocks?
LOLz!!! Okay, this one makes a fair point.
Are kitten heels almost as bad as Birkenstocks?
Um, excuse you, Willy Wonka, but Audrey Hepburn wore them and she was the most stylish of them all!
Are kitten heels almost as bad as Birkenstocks?
That’s ’cause they’re more comfortable to dance in!!! Probably.
Are kitten heels almost as bad as Birkenstocks?
As if Satan would take time out of his busy schedule making sure Donald Trump is the GOP nominee to design shoes.
Are kitten heels almost as bad as Birkenstocks?
It’s very exciting, Mr. Wonka, thank you very much!
Are kitten heels almost as bad as Birkenstocks?
It would be easier to outrun a T-Rex in these, though! Maybe. We’re looking at you, Bryce Dallas Howard!
Do you love or hate kitten heels, Perezcious readers???

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May 19, 2016 15:26pm PDT

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