Lena Dunham Goes OFF On Tabloid For Publishing 'Diet Tips' In Her Name

Lena Dunham is SO over this shit!
The actress happened upon a tabloid cover praising her recent weight loss and offering “diet tips,” and she just couldn’t take it anymore.
Taking to her Instagram, she put up her own “diet tips” and very effectively clapped back at the mag for suggesting that being thin from illness is some sort of goal.
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She wrote:

“I have no tips I give no tips I don’t want to be on this cover cuz it’s diametrically opposed to everything I’ve fought my whole career for and it’s not a compliment to me because it’s not an achievement thanx”

Her ironic weight loss tips included:

1. anxiety disorder *
2. resultant constant nausea
3. an election that reveals the true depths of American misogyny
4. constant sweaty dreams of dystopian future
5. abdominal adhesions pinning ovary below uterus *

And she really nailed it by writing “* Star indicates a pre-existing condition,” sticking it to Trump‘s new disgusting healthcare bill that is particularly cruel to women.
Check out all 20 of her “tips” (below).

20 slimdown diet tips! 1. anxiety disorder * 2. resultant constant nausea 3. an election that reveals the true depths of American misogyny 4. constant sweaty dreams of dystopian future 5. abdominal adhesions pinning ovary below uterus * 6. baseless but still harrowing threats to physical safety online and through smail mail 7. watching institutions you love from Planned Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling villains 8. finally realizing superheroes aren’t real (specifically the X-Factor, really thought they’d handle this) 9. marching your ass off 10. a quiet rage that replaces need for food with need for revenge 11. sleeping 19 hours a day 12. realizing that even the liberal media wants dem clicks no matter whut 13. worrying ceaselessly about the health and safety of women you know and women you don’t 14. realizing who ya real friends are 15. having to switch from Uber to Lyft (lots of calories burned trying to understand a new app, then even more trying to understand if the conflict was resolved) 16. bladder spasms, urinary frequency and urgency * 17. having your phone number leaked and violent images texted to your phone by randos under names like [email protected] 18. keeping your back arched against the wind 19. um, who the fuck cares? 20. I have no tips I give no tips I don’t want to be on this cover cuz it’s diametrically opposed to everything I’ve fought my whole career for and it’s not a compliment to me because it’s not an achievement thanx * Star indicates a pre-existing conditionA post shared by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on May 7, 2017 at 9:55pm PDT

The Girls creator continues to fight her endometriosis, and was recently hospitalized from complications during the Met Gala.
She’s also been exercising to decrease the pain that comes from her chronic illness, hence the resultant weight loss. Pretty ridiculous of a tabloid to suggest she would be offering weight loss tips in any capacity, but not surprising either.
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