Lindsay Lohan Never STOLE From Charlie Sheen & Anger Management, She Merely Took Stuff Without Permission!

Phew! For a second there we were worried!
Wait… isn’t “stealing” exactly the same as “taking without permission”?
Not if you ask Lindsay Lohan!
Despite reports to the contrary, the ginger-haired gauche Goddess swears Anger Management‘s wardrobe peeps gladly let her leave with bracelets, shoes, earrings, glasses, a silk robe, lingerie, and basically everything on set that wasn’t nailed down.
Unfortunately, the crew from the show tells a bit of a different tale!
They say LiLo was heading off into the sunset Sao Paulo club scene with their expensive stuff WITHOUT discussion, so they decided to deduct the value of those items from her forthcoming paycheck instead of tackling her to the ground and calling the po-lice.
The wardrobe person apparently even begged Lindz to write a check for the stolen taken-without-permission merchandise, but that’s just not how our girl rolls!
Hmmm. We wonder if Charlie Sheen is at home right now Googling Brazil’s extradition laws, LOLz!!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]