Lush's New Bath Bombs Turn Water Into Jelly - But How Is This Good For Your VAGINA??

Dying to take a bath in slimy jelly?? No? Well too bad!
Recently, cosmetics retailer Lush just released its new line of bath bombs in the U.K., and they totally turn water into a gelatinous substance!
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According to the company:

“Jelly Bombs are far more than a soak in slime…A category in their own right, as they bob and fizz Jelly Bombs release a spectacular jelly made from sodium alginate, which comes from a mineral-rich seaweed. Aside from being wonderfully entertaining, this gooey jelly is superbly softening and soothing on the skin.”

While the product might be “softening and soothing on the skin,” we’re concerned with how messy it will be in your… nether regions!
But hygiene aside, the beauty conglomeration created a jelly bomb just for Harry Potter lovers called the “Dark Arts” (ch-ch-check it out below)!

The store says:

“When the muggles are getting you down and it feels like the dementors are looming, dabble in the dark arts with spicy cinnamon leaf oil and almond essential oil. Slytherin-to a hot bath and cast this spicy bomb into the water. Tendrils of black give way to love potion pink as thick, skin softening jelly spreads on the surface of the water. Soak in your personal invisibility cloak and revel in your moment of peace.”

The other jelly bombs include:
The Green Coconut

“Climb into your bath and pop in this king of coconuts. Jelly leisurely spreads across the water, softening as it goes. Condition your skin with coconut cream and bask in the warmth that a cinnamon leaf undercurrent brings. Relax and refresh yourself in your own little piece of paradise.”

Marmalade

“Get in a warm bath, toss in this brightening brunch of Brazilian orange and grapefruit oils and relax as jelly covers the water, softening skin and spreading joy as it goes. Vibrant oranges and yellows will chase away the blues and without a shred of a doubt, bad moods will be toast.”

The Big Sleep

“When you’re in need of some serious relaxation, grab this snoozy lullaby of lavender and tonka. Relax in the water, pop it in and soak under the skin softening jelly blanket. Chamomile calms the skin and the mood while neroli helps you feel uplifted.”

Lush’s jelly bombs will be released in the U.S. come fall. In the meantime, ch-ch-check out the product in motion (below)!

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