Vin Diesel Is A Machine! Returning To The Big Screen In Robotic New Role!
We knew Vin Diesel had a robot body! Nobody is that buff!
Plus, his voice is like a sexy motor revving…
Sorry, we were going to tell you something…
Oh yeah! Vin Diesel is starring in The Machine!
The film, a fantasy comedy from the makers of Night At The Museum will reassemble the team that made 2005’s totes underrated The Pacifier!
Vin will play a robot who befriends a young boy and then must defend him from the government that created him!
Um, does that sound to anyone else like a live-action Iron Giant? Only with probably shirtless Vin Diesel?
Hmm, not a bad idea…
[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.]