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Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!!
Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!!
Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!!

International diva, Miz Kylie Minogue, brings the beauty and glamour to the cover of the new Deutsch Vogue.

Meow!

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254 comments to “How Do You Say This In German???”

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  1. Dawo says – reply to this


    101

    Kylie ist so Heissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    Luv you Perez:)

  2. sheisadog says – reply to this


    102

    SHE IS A MUT WHO HAS BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED TO THE EXTREME….YOU SHOULD SEE HER BEFORE HER PLASTIC SURGERY…EVEN FAG BOY OLIVER MARTINEZ DUMPED HER HADDAG ASSS PS…SHE IS ONLY FIVE FOOT 2
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    SHE IS A MUT WHO HAS BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED TO THE EXTREME….YOU SHOULD SEE HER BEFORE HER PLASTIC SURGERY…EVEN FAG BOY OLIVER MARTINEZ DUMPED HER HADDAG ASSS PS…SHE IS ONLY FIVE FOOT 2
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    SHE IS A MUT WHO HAS BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED TO THE EXTREME….YOU SHOULD SEE HER BEFORE HER PLASTIC SURGERY…EVEN FAG BOY OLIVER MARTINEZ DUMPED HER HADDAG ASSS PS…SHE IS ONLY FIVE FOOT 2
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  3. CC says – reply to this


    103

    Re: sheisadog

    Madoonna had plastic surgery would u say the same about her? Besides everyone I know that had to go through cancer treatments like Kylie did says it ages you 5 years it feels like. Premature graying it's horrible. If Kylie had PS so what, Dannii doesn't deny it but she's nearly forty and is showing life does go on in spite of things like Cancer and public break ups. And U shouldn't google so much u might go blind!

  4. Dana says – reply to this


    104

    TRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. julia says – reply to this


    105

    you don't say "ficken heiß!" that doesn't make sense.
    you could say

    "Scheiße, ist die heiß!", which translates to "Damn, she's hot"

  6. haylee says – reply to this


    106

    for once your right she is hot!!!

  7. Masha3000 says – reply to this


    107

    verdammt heiss! verdammt heiss! verdammt heiss! verdammt heiss! verdammt heiss! verdammt heiss! verdammt heiss! verdammt heiss! verdammt heiss! verdammt heiss! verdammt heiss! verdammt heiss!

    :-)

  8. syyyyy says – reply to this


    108

    it would be hot…if it didn't look identical to an Aust vogue cover from a year or so ago with Ms Blanchett on the cover….

  9. leila says – reply to this


    109

    Re: CC – Well to educate you, the expression "flogging a dead horse" means trying to make something happen that just is not going to happen! And darling, the whole point of a blog is that people can express their differing views. You are obviously a big Kylie fan. Good for you! I come from Melbourne where she originated and remember the pathetic soapie she used to be in called "Neighbours". Our mum wouldn't let us have it on! She was very lucky with the cover she did of "Locomotion". Her best move was to go to the UK. When we were all young like her in the 80s and early 90s her music was fun, light, pop fluff that you could dance to. Yeah, the cancer scare was a setback, and anybody would be glad that she seems to have beaten it, but it doesn't make her a saint and beyond criticism. If she puts herself in the public domain (and this seems to be obsessive since her illness), then she also opens herself to judgement, whether that be positive or negative. I guess some of us are tired of the hypocrisy shown by Perez toward this woman as opposed to others. I guess the American market is speaking louder than Perez.

  10. OLIVIA JONES says – reply to this


    110

    IN GERMAN WE SAY: VERDAMMT HEISS ;-)
    +
    und zu dem ficken heiß übersetzter : du hast wohl nicht gelernst das man nicht alles 1 zu 1 übersetzten kann, deshalb schaue ich mir DVD´s auch immer im Original an da die deutschen Übersetzter furchtbar sein können.

  11. If Madonna looked this good says – reply to this


    111

    If only Mandonna could look like this? But no. She carved up her face and ruined her body. Such low self-respect hence the red used tampon string on her old hand.

  12. Photoshopped says – reply to this


    112

    Perez….this is photoshopped but you are blinded by your fat eyes.

  13. Claudia says – reply to this


    113

    International Diva? Mmmmmmmm NO! I'm sorry but Kylie who? Perez your readers are really getting tired of you promoting this skank and that Von Bitch chick….. get a clue that these girls are as popular as red lipstick….it's still around but we dont know why.

  14. CC says – reply to this


    114

    Re: leila

    Yeah, I am a fan and happy to be so since it came of late. I didn't care for Kylie until Body Language came out. Well, even though I liked pop I never could admit it, for some reason it was a dirty word. Well, I now love Kylie's music and think what you are referring to are her puppet days when she was young and under the control of the wrong people. She has broken free and i'm glad. She's a walking, talking, singing, dancing, over published figure in this world but I see it as an example. How to hold your head high and laugh!

  15. GET REAL says – reply to this


    115

    I don't why you're so hung up on her Perez.

  16. dellgirl says – reply to this


    116

    GEIL!!

    DER HAMMA!

  17. EuropEll says – reply to this


    117

    Actually that cover is kind of blaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I don't see the "fucking hot"ness at all.

  18. Erikd says – reply to this


    118

    in german:

    "Das ist echt heiss!!!!!" or "Wie weiss ist das den?!" It doesn't translate well….

  19. CC says – reply to this


    119

    Re: Claudia

    Popular as red lipstick, that's what u compare Kylie to. She's as radiant as a classic movie star in this picture and I believe now doing so would be a lot like avant garde, where red lip stick is acceptable and so is the extraordinary. Even if photoshop had been involved, it's what the cover represents.

  20. :D says – reply to this


    120

    What's fucking hot? The horse teeth, the crow nose, or the beady eyes? Then again, fags are dellusional, so…

  21. Degenerate says – reply to this


    121

    perez, you really rock keeping up with kylie… PISS OFF … QUIT PROMOTING HER!!! SHE'S SHIT … SHE' NOT HOT … SHE'S ACTUALLY EXCRUCIATING … YUCK .. AND QUIT PROMOTING ACNE DEYN … SHE'S GROSS… KATE RULES …

  22. jana.blume says – reply to this


    122

    fucking hot is called in german…"verdammt heiß"..and she is fucking hot!

  23. Dave says – reply to this


    123

    Whoever posted *ficken heiß* - leave it be. Try *verdammt heiß*! And yes. she is!

  24. mika says – reply to this


    124

    she is boring!!!!

  25. kat says – reply to this


    125

    "verdammt heiss" or better yet just say "geil"

  26. Matt says – reply to this


    126

    What, is she big in Germany too? How is it that this Kylie is a big star in all these different countries, but not here in the US? Very weird! She's definitely hot!

  27. Mary says – reply to this


    127

    I must say, Bill Kaulitz rocked that cover much the same way- 'fucking hot.' But you didn't post about that, Perez. Why? Because you must know about Tokio Hotel, they're unavoidable these days- which is a good thing! Please write about them!

  28. CC says – reply to this


    128

    Re: Matt

    Now that's well said!!!! Sometimes America gets it way wrong and don't even realize like so many people that run the country (cough, cough)!!!!!

    Kylie Rocks!!!! Perez Rock!!!!

  29. john says – reply to this


    129

    What are you? On her payroll? She's nothing. Stop promoting her as if she is. No one here cares about her but you - who must be getting paid or something.

  30. Joshua says – reply to this


    130

    HOT HOT HOT!!!

  31. Emma Louise says – reply to this


    131

    looks like she got toothache to me

  32. Pete says – reply to this


    132

    She's deffo scorching hot! I love my Kyles, and I love you too Perez. Thanks for keeping us up to date with everything in Kylie-land!

  33. eric says – reply to this


    133

    stupid midget, too old too…

  34. Anne says – reply to this


    134

    I would say in germany we would call it verdammt heiß:D

  35. Buster says – reply to this


    135

    PEREZ MUST BE GETTING PAID BY MINOGUE & STAFF TO PLUG HER AND HER DUD RECORD - BETTER TO DECLARE YOUR VESTED ( $$$$ )INTEREST ….NOW PEREZ ….TO KEEP YOUR WEBSITE & BUSINESS FREE FROM BEING BOUGHT BY DESPARATE HAS BEN POP SINGER'S…WHICH WOULD TURN PEOPEL AWAY FROM THIS WEBSITE …..PLS DONT SELL OUT LIKE THE OTHERS….

  36. RAMEN AND YOGURT!!! says – reply to this


    136

    !@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()

    She only ever shows the side of her face. I have never seen her face from the front.

    ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  37. becky says – reply to this


    137

    Perez! You're kidding, right? This woman has the oldest, LARGEST teeth on earth. What do you find in her?!!? Until yesterday she was wearing those unbelievably RIDICULOUS costumes with all those feathers, like a 30s flapper, and she thought that was the thing to do! Doesn't that tell you something? I can't stand this woman! Why is she alone STILL? Because no man finds her attractive!!! Ewwwwwwwwww!

  38. straucky says – reply to this


    138

    VERDAMMTE HEISS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. cornjob says – reply to this


    139

    geez, can you stop tinkling on this talentless unknown-in-the-u.s. hag for a day?

  40. cindy says – reply to this


    140

    Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't Ms Minogue have blue eyes? I checked an old CD I have from younger days and they definitely seem blue. In the above Vogue photo they are brown, and the left eye looks odd. Mr Photoshop man didn't do his homework!

  41. leila says – reply to this


    141

    Re: CC – Actually, I believe she has become more manipulated (a puppet you mention) as her career has progressed. From being the fun, girl next door, her image became increasingly sexualized. Gone were the fun, dance tunes to be replaced by videos of a scantily-clad Kylie gyrating and singing about "getting her man". Her stylist she actually calls her "gay husband". Now that she's nearly 40, and recovered from her illness, she's had to reinvent herself, hence the never-ending publicity we are subjected to in all forms of the media. As the pop princess image is well and truly yesterday, she needs to aim for good material sung with class. Her appearances in America did not project this image, and they don't have the knowledge or loyalty that people in Australia and the UK might have. Perhaps that is why "X" did well enough where she is known and has a loyal following, but in a market where she is relatively unknown, it just didn't work.

  42. Austrians would say... says – reply to this


    142

    "voll scharf", "voll geil", or, for exampel, "ur heiß".

    I would say none of these because I simply think she doesn't look hot in that picture.

  43. HEATHUH says – reply to this


    143

    I just don't understand the obsession with Kylie. Yes, she's beautiful, but so what? I remember her from the 80's. Has she done anything exraordinary recently? I guess she had breast cancer, but again, lots of women have had breast cancer. The only thing I can figure is Perez is getting some sort of kickbacks.

  44. BeastlyBoyz says – reply to this


    144

    Looks like the Beast of Wildenstein to me….take anoter look!

  45. Tansch says – reply to this


    145

    Oida scheiß geil

  46. Nenad says – reply to this


    146

    in germany we say: VERDAMMT GEIL!!!!

    1000 Ubergreetings from Cologne.

    check out our COLOGNE GAY PRIDE

  47. Phut says – reply to this


    147

    Airbrushed and fixed up to bloody buggery.

  48. Bill says – reply to this


    148

    Re: Casey

    OMFG her fans are like some looney cult worshipers.She is a middle aged baren spinster no man can stay faithful to nor live with for long.She cannot isng and is dead bloody boring and inarticulate or maybe just plain thick .Not to mention every inch of her has been "fixed" t some point. YAWN to her fans who are equally boring.. you too Perez… Promote someone who CAN sing or act or dance…. not this useless mediocre creature.The tabloids force feed us the daily yawn of her endlessly and still she only sells a few million albmus… go away.

  49. Ian says – reply to this


    149

    For me it's not about her not being "big in America". I respect the fact that she does very well in the rest of the world. Our taste is often suspect. We gave Jessica and Ashlee Simpson careers just because Jess is a dumb twat with big tits. We gave Avril "shitting" Lavine a career cause we bought that there was at least one thing authentic about her. And we gave Nicole Kidman a career just because her "marriage" ended when her husband decided he needed a younger hag to sign the confidentiality agreement and be his beard…wife. We even gave Ms. Kidman an Oscar, which she deserves, not for her stiff acting but for the fact that she can still show ANY expression after THAT much botox. The fact is, Kylie Minogue is a BORING woman of questionable talent. I'm sure she's a sweet gal though.

  50. Jess says – reply to this


    150

    VERDAMMT HEISS!!

    don't let those online translaters fool ya, "ficken heiß" is NOT RIGHT!! I know cause i am german ;)

  51. lainey says – reply to this


    151

    umm she looks like a drag queen

  52. anonym says – reply to this


    152

    auf deutsch heißt sie "geili kylie" ;)

  53. GEOZ says – reply to this


    153

    LOL.. this chick is NASTY.. way too much plastic surgery!! All you fags calling this chick hot only prove why you suck cock in the first place.. hehe. Dont call chicks hot if you arent into them

  54. peanut says – reply to this


    154

    I am from Germany and we wouldn´t say "Ficken Heiss"…that make no sense in our language.We would say:"Verdammt heiss!"

  55. brain says – reply to this


    155

    disagree.

  56. NoneYa says – reply to this


    156

    She looks like a tranny!!!!!!!!!!

  57. NoneYa says – reply to this


    157

    Re: lainey – Right ON !!!!!!!

  58. polly says – reply to this


    158

    Hot!

  59. LickMyNutz says – reply to this


    159

    VERY PRETTY COVER. THE FACELIFT AND BOTOX ARE PAYING OFF AS WELL AS THE AIRBRUSHING. SHE IS PRETTY THOUGH. PITY HER ALBUM FLOPPED IN AMERICA.

  60. Keith Orchard says – reply to this


    160

    Damn Perez, give it a fuckin rest. If it's not that fag hag cunt madonna your drooling over, it's this old bitch from Australia that makes sucky music. And 1 more thing, there is something just not right about a gay man professing how hot a woman is. Maybe 15 years ago, but not so much anymore. Pull yourself together with all your nasty hag ass musically favorites.

  61. ashley says – reply to this


    161

    Oh please stop with the Kylie stuff. Face it even you with all your mighty power can't make her accepted in this country. Idiot!

  62. eric says – reply to this


    162

    Good photoshopping.

  63. aNNa says – reply to this


    163

    Kylie an Dannii have been using the same plastic surgeon since the mid 90's - but the queer fans could never admit that. I think Madonna looks much prettier than them both and at least Madonna has a brain and some talent. Kylie's album didn't do well in the US because it was effervescent crap - end of. She is tired and her distinct lack of talent and stage presence is no longer fooling people. There are much better artists out there than her. She's just a donkey toothed dwarf - oh and she badly needs a new stylist to get her out of those frumpy mumsy dresses! She looked terrible on X Factor too. Leona wipes the floor with this cheap midget.

  64. Eef says – reply to this


    164

    Übergeil!

  65. Dee says – reply to this


    165

    Don't even know why you like her that much… she's getting old, her music absolutely sucks… it's no wonder to many and to many others why her cd didn't do well in the States… I would be surprised if it did anything anywhere else than Europe.

  66. alleycat says – reply to this


    166

    not "ficken heiß" - verdammt heiß ;)

  67. gyl says – reply to this


    167

    Nice Photoshop.

  68. Octavia Martinez says – reply to this


    168

    Unfortunately, she is and always will be poor mans Madonna

  69. Anita says – reply to this


    169

    Re: sarah

    piss off..:)

    LOVE HERR

  70. german-dude says – reply to this


    170

    ficken heiß ?! :D that makes nooo sense at all!!

    its "verdammt heiß"

    yeah baby

  71. *** says – reply to this


    171

    you would say: ziemlich heiß1

  72. vicky says – reply to this


    172

    u say HEISS!

  73. MJ says – reply to this


    173

    unglaublich, wie hier darüber diskutiert wird, wie was auf deutsch heißt. das cover ist wunderschön, vielleicht auch ein wenig sexy, aber verdammt heiß auf keinen fall. heiß und geil sieht anders aus. ich dachte immer perez steht auf kerle.

  74. Johannes says – reply to this


    174

    First of all I LOVE PEREZ and second I am german and I would say… so ein geiles bild. Kylie sieht mal wieder besser aus als all die anderen tusen!!! see ya

  75. KYLITO IS GOD!!! says – reply to this


    175

    Sexy!!!! KYLIE IS GOD

  76. German Duckie says – reply to this


    176

    For those interested in proper German: The terms "ficken", "geil" would NEVER be used by an educated GERMAN. These two words in Germany are used almost exclusively by underclass jobless criminal vulgar immigrant youths from Turkey, Afghanistan (yeah, THANX to YOUR Bush War we unfortunately have a LOT of them "economic German welfare enjoying criminal Moslem immigrants here meantime!). About one quarter of the people you meet on the streeets and subways when travelling to German cities are NO GERMANS but only sick brutal and lowclass Moslem immigrants …so please do not JUDGE German BEHAVIOUR by the way THESE Turkish and Moslem people in Germany behave! :-)

    It s big crime problem meantime in Germany for the police and elderly people who get beaten down in underground trains by them and girls and women get molested all the time…- and because of our Nazi past, our politically over-correct politicians do NOTHING about it and may not even speak the TRUTH on TV and in the press….(although of course we DO have really more freedom of press than you in Bush land…*G*)

    Any somewhat EDUCATED "normal" GERMAN would say about the Kylie photo either "Super gephotoshopped" or "Sie sieht klasse aus!" or "Sie sieht heiss aus"! "Hot" in German is simply "heiss" and has no dirty connotation whatsoever…."Geil" is a little bit vulgar and somewaht "outdated", it was used by youths in the 80s and 90s…. :-)

  77. Kylieisoverrated says – reply to this


    177

    If she was SO popular and hawt she would be on the cover of American Vogue. Yes, she's pretty but, her music is by far mediocre. She is a self-promoter and nobody in the states (except you Perez) gives a damn about her!

  78. Kathy says – reply to this


    178

    very Anna Nicole….

  79. German Duckie says – reply to this


    179

    Kylie is too much PLASTIC for a European taste. That s why she s famous here but not much in the press……the last big hit that I remember of her in Germany was "Can t get you out of my head" several years ago…and it was written about her fighting breat cancer…

  80. Sindyyy says – reply to this


    180

    juhuuuu the first time i read something about germany or german :D
    i think perez should do it more often, we are a cool country :D
    i love your websiteeeeee cant get enough of it

    kissssssses

  81. German Duckie says – reply to this


    181

    and above the word "Kyle" it says "I love my inconsistencies (contradictions)!" (Ich liebe meine Widersprüche"… :-)

  82. Heinreich says – reply to this


    182

    Bitte nicht Fleugzeug essen!!!

  83. GossipGirl says – reply to this


    183

    I agree with "VERDAMMT HEIß"!!!! Kylie Rocksssss!!!!
    Greetings from Germany ;-)

  84. germangirl says – reply to this


    184

    Isst du Flugzeuge Heinrich?

  85. MISSKMAD says – reply to this


    185

    Re: Kylieisoverrated

    ignorant fool … she's popular everywhere else except in your stupid area!

  86. claire says – reply to this


    186

    Re: sheisadog – creative work. A 5 year old could do better than that

  87. Steffen says – reply to this


    187

    PEREZ YOU GOTTA COME TO GERMANY SO I CAN BEAT UP UR ASS FOR BEEING A COMPLETE IDIOT SO OFTEN!

  88. Lisa says – reply to this


    188

    She's not that fucking hot………………

  89. Obnoxious Joe says – reply to this


    189

    LOL. Perez is far from gay, he's at best bisexual. That gay manner in his videos are just for show.

  90. wtf says – reply to this


    190

    What's so great about this chick?

  91. .. says – reply to this


    191

    verdammt heiß…

  92. Love her! says – reply to this


    192

    Love Her! Love her! LOVE HER! and her lateest Album 'X' is A-MAZING!

  93. Marthe says – reply to this


    193

    in german it is
    "verdammt heiß"!!!! :D and it's true. kylie looks great in tihs picture!!
    luv your site, perez!! greets from berlin x marthe

  94. Texas Gal says – reply to this


    194

    I like Kylie and all, but damn this picture is absolutely hideous and so anorexic looking! Her eyes buldge out, as do her teeth, and her arms are the size of a tiny, young child!!!!!!!!!!!! Grooooooooooossssssssssss!!!

  95. dmay says – reply to this


    195

    Es tut mir leid, aber es ist fickend heiss oder am meisterns verdaempt heiss. Ihr musst Deutsch besser lernen, ja?

  96. billyboy says – reply to this


    196

    give it a rest with this Kylie dame. i never heard of her till i visited your site. and i only hear of her on your site.

  97. Chris says – reply to this


    197

    Too bad, her album is taking, she cant sell any records, AT ALL!

  98. Chris says – reply to this


    198

    Too bad, her album is tanking, she cant sell any records, AT ALL!

  99. PHITT says – reply to this


    199

    Ficken heiß

  100. Swiss-Kitty-Cat says – reply to this


    200

    Oh my god she's hot…. And something in GErman:

    Sie ist unglaublich heiss und sie verdammt sexy aus.
    English:
    She's unbelivable hot and looks fucking sexy

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