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Chuck Norris Can Run For President, The President Can Not Run For Chuck Norris

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Hey Texas!
If you ever plan on seceding from the Union, Chuck Norris has got your back!
He’ll be your commander-in-chief, y’all!
The actor and avid Mike Huckabee supporter ranted in an online column on Monday and published his desires to become Texas’ first president!
Can we say delusional?
Says Norris: “I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”
The martial arts master believes “thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation” with Texas leading the fight!
Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we’d do if the going got rough in America,” Chuck stated.
Ha!
Spare us of your uber-republican mumbo jumbo, please!
[Image via WENN.]

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Apr 16, 2009 20:30pm PDT

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