Jon Gosselin really knows how to pick 'em!

The douche father of eight has to deal with Kate Major possibly suing him and now he has Homewrecking Hailey WhatsHerFace talking smack online.

And things must not be going well between Jon and Hailey because she took to her Twitter page and said the following:

"Came home to spend time with my parents. I've missed my Mom.. There has been a giant fork driven between us the last 7 months. :-/

I've been dating someone like Dexter-lol-Its the most frustrating thing. I'm going to write a book..-lol. Welcome to my nightmare."

Gee, wonder what she could possibly be referring to. Oh, you coy one!

She then added the following:

"I literally am almost done with my reading "How to deal with a Compulsive Liar".-LOL. no joke though! Thats the sad thing.

Thanks to everyone who has been really supportive.Sorry i'm not very talkative I just have no fight left in me+ I don't have words but "wow".

Gag! Sounds to us like this chick just wants someone to come knocking on her door and pay for an interview.

She continues making little comments about Jon but says nothing of substance.

She then adds:

"My kind heart/soul was manipulated n taken advantage of. At 22 I've seen n felt the ultimate betrayals,I mean i guess i've learned a lot :-/"

I want to personally thank Everyone for there positivity/support. I truly appreciate it.Like I said from minute one "You Live, and You Learn"

I feel like comedy is a way of healing and feeling happier. I mean sometimes a good laugh just hits the spot. ."

We agree. And everything about you is pure comedy.

That's what you get when you don't pay your taxes!!!

Antwan Andre Patton, better know as the Outkast raper Big Boi, is in trouble with the U.S Government for apparently skipping out on paying his taxes.

It has been reported that he owes $55,727 and that since June, a lien has been filed against him and his wife.

Uncle Sam doesn't mess around, Antwan. Time to stop being a boi and start being a man.

Pay up!!!

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Constantine Maroulis had a very special guest in the audience Thursday night during his Broadway performance in Rock of Ages.

New York socialite Tinsley Mortimer showed up the see the show by herself, but ended the night canoodling with Constantine!

Supposedly they met at Touch night club and he invited her to come to the show.

Looks like they got pretty cozy!

Who was the biggest Famewhore of 2009? The Celeb of the Year?

The Perezzies, our year-end awards, are back, and they're better than ever - with new categories, including one nominated by U, and their very own website, Perezzies.com!!

We have 15 awesome Perezzies categories! We want U to do the nominating!

Once we get all the names, we'll ask U to vote on the top 5 nominees in each category.  On December 15, we'll announce the winners.

Also, a very special thank you to our 2009 sponsor, Grand Marnier!

Please wait...

Hottest Hookup:

Biggest Breakup:

Biggest Famewhore:

Biggest D-Bag:

Hottest Hottie:

Best Dressed:

Worst Dressed:

Most Improved:

Hottest Mess:

Biggest Fail:

Fiercest Cougar:

Biggest Blockbuster:

Living the Good Life:

Celeb of the Year:

And our newest category, suggested by U is: Best Song

This could be inneresting!

Steven Spielberg and Stephen King are joining forces to develop a series based on King's recently released thriller, The Dome. Dreamworks TV has optioned the book and will market it as a limited event series for cable.

The company is starting to meet with writers for the project, which centers around an invisible force that overruns a small Maine vacation town. The force drives surviving locals into groups that wage war on each other.

That's it?!

Both Spielberg and King will serve as executive producers, but the idea seems kinda lame!

Will U be keeping your eye out for the invisible force?!

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No offense, but who is stupid enough to purchase an apartment next to a college dormitory, especially if you are famous?

Jude Law, that's who!

Seems Jude thought it would be a good idea to get himself an apartment now that he is in Hamlet on Broadway. He clearly didn't have the best real-estate agent, as his balcony is in full view of the the NYU freshman dorms.

And boy are they excited about it!

Several students admit to frequently keeping their noses pressed to the glass, waiting to catch a glimpse of Jude in all his hawtness.

And, so far, they haven't been disappointed. But as you can imagine, Jude is getting sick of being gawked at all day long. One day, he got so sick of the girlies staring at him, he threw fruit at their window! How very Shakesperan of him!

A student recalls: "He noticed we were there and we started waving at him. Then he went inside and came back with two oranges. He threw them at our window, but he missed."

But at first if you don't suceed, get more fruit! And that is exactly what he did: "This time, he hit the windows — there was orange pulp on the glass for a week — and then he went back to working out. Now we don't like Jude Law anymore."

Nor would we!

Overreacting much, Jude?

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It's one less hour of Gosselin drama on TV!

Hallelujah!

This coming Monday, the final episode of Jon & Kate Plus Eight will air on TLC and for anyone who is still interested, we have some details on what to expect.

For their final huzzah, the parents of sextuplets each take their little ones on BIG outings. Jon Gosselin takes his kids to a local fire station, while Kate ventures with them to a dairy farm.

Really trying to make it look like the don't have millions of dollars, huh TLC?

But for the majority of the episode, Jon and Kate Gosselin will reflect on the last five years and discuss how it has changed them and their children.

That should be enlightening!

And for those of you who are actually saddened by this news, fear not - TLC says Kate Plus Eight is still a go!

We look forward to watching ignoring it!

Watch the world premiere of Jennifer Lopez's new music video for Fresh Out The Oven - featuring Pitbull (above).

Scorching!!!!!!!!

The sizzling video was directed by the amazing Jonas Akerlund.

Ch-ch-check it out!

Watch Shakira perform the classic Santa Baby at a taping for the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting TV special (above)!

Could it be splitsville (again) for Drew Barrymore and Justin Long? The two started dating back in 2007 but split up just a year later.

But in true Hollywood style, they got back together last spring and the "happy" couple has been living together since August.

That is, until earlier this month when Drew kicked his sloppy ass out.

According to reports, the two are still together, just not living together.

An inside source reveals, “Drew really had it with being Justin’s babysitter at home. And it’s not just that he made a mess, it’s his attitude. He gets mopey and is a big-time couch potato. She isn’t thrilled about seeing this side of him. Drew hadn’t figured Justin to be a slob, but he started acting like a frat boy and left his stuff all over the place and never straightened up after himself. It drove her nuts!”

And it took her all these months to realize he's a slob?

The source continues, “She gently told Justin that things would be better between them if he moved back to his own place. Then it would be special when they’re together — they wouldn’t feel like an old married couple."

Lame! Just tell his ass to clean up after himself.

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