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She'd rather go naked than wear fur lose relevancy eat turkey!

Courtney Stodden, still working the classier look, did a nude lil' photoshoot in honor of all the turkey that will be eaten this Thanksgiving.

See the best pics below!

A strict vegetarian, Court wants you to know it's totally cool to just chow down on the cranberry sauce and dressing this year.

..especially since her pole-dancing performance was cancelled.

Gobble Gobble!

[Image courtesy of GLEN MCCURTAYNE/COLEMAN-RAYNER.]

Before we could even truly process the news that Courtney Stodden would be performing a song and pole dance the night before Thanksgiving at iconic West Hollywood gay club The Abbey, it's NO LONGER HAPPENING!

We know! We don't know whether to be infinitely relieved or thoroughly disappointed!

Either way, though, there is some DEFINITE DRAMA as to the reasons behind why the teen bride was sacked less than a day after her debut was announced!

While a rep for the bar insists

Well, we think it's safe to say that Thanksgiving just got a whole lot more uncomfortable this year!

We've all seen Courtney Stodden pose sexily in pumpkin patches for Halloween, as well as with 'Santa' for Christmas, so it's no surprise that this year, she has found her very own way to pay tribute to Turkey Day…and yes, it involves a stripper pole!

That's right, Doug Hutchison's teen bride will be appearing at the iconic West Hollywood gay club The Abbey on November 21st to perform her original single, Reality, while pole-dancing!

She reveals:

Poor Ariel Winter!

First she has to remove herself from the alleged physical and emotional abuse at the hands and mouth of her mother.

And now she has Courtney Stodden giving her advice!

That's right! When Courtney heard about the underage Modern Family star dating an 18-year-old, she had some pearls of wisdom to offer

No one can say she takes herself too seriously!

Courtney Stodden teamed up with Funny or Die to make an, ahem, ambitious comedy vid where she re-reads old Twitter messages and put them in a different context!

The results was… mixed. At best. But, hey, she's barely wearing any clothes!!

Ch-ch-check out the Couple's Therapy starlet reinterpreting her own vapid tweets in surprisingly creative ways (above)!

Remember the one she posted about her naked candlelit bubble-bath?? Apparently that was a metaphor about beach bums!

Art films, the European debt crisis, the homeless problem — no topic is too high-minded or controversial for this gal!

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[Images via WENN.]

Courtney Stodden desperately wants the world to believe she's made of real live 18 year-old girl parts!

Tired of being heckled by those who claim she has cheek implants, lip injections, or was born a Filipino boy in 1958, the Teen bride is going to great lengths to legitimize her flesh!

Last time, it was appearing on Dr. Drew to prove she didn't have fake tittays!

This time, our cray cray girl hired