Where are these girls’ parents?!
But why were they even there?!
Both weekends have the same lineup, and more importantly
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Believe it or not, the 53-year-old actor supposedly didn't have his teen bride sign a prenuptial agreement when they got hitched three years ago even though Courtney claims she offered him one!
Guess wisdom doesn't always come with age! LOLz!
Something’s not adding up.
Well, the teen bride was recently seen
backing it up on the arm of 53-year-old PR man Edward Lozzi! Yes, the same one who dated Anna Nicole Smith.
It seems like both Stodden and Lozzi have a type after all! Ha!
Lozzi was getting handsy with the curvy blonde on Thursday night in El Lay, and she even flashed her panties
This is awkward!
The recently single Courtney Stodden was the big hit of Saturday's black tie 2013 Eagle & Badge Gala!
Was the teen bride the belle of the ball because of her enlightened views on socio-economic inequalities in agrarian nations, or was it because her humongous hooters hung so far out her dress that astronauts orbiting the Earth caught a glimpse of her nipple?
Well, that's not for us to decide!
In any event, Courtney's surgically enhanced boobies became separated from her dress not too long after the 19-year-old starlet became separated from husband Doug Hutchison.
Ch-ch-check out her totally naughty nip slip for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Well this explains a lot about the boobalicious blonde!
While visiting Bethenny Frankel's talk show, Courtney revealed her lack of a couple very important and basic abilities.
Okay, so maybe she CAN read and write, but gurlfriend better put those skillz to use soon! Laugh now, Courtney, but you're going to have to READ your divorce papers! Especially if you want custody of your hooker heels. LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out everything Courtney admits to Bethenny…AFTER THE JUMP!!
We sort of knew this already, didn't we?!
In a predictable turn of events, Courtney Stodden has begun to speak out about her split with Green Mile actor Doug Hutchison—and she's telling it exactly like we thought!
The 19-year-old reality TV personality is slowly confessing her reasons for splitting, completely laying it on the table in a new interview!
She explains the absolute reason for her change of heart was their HUGE age difference:
Though Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison's love has evaporated faster than water in a desert, these two aren't done with each other just yet!
According to documents their lawyers leaked, the teen bride and her half-century-old hubby are indeed separated, but only by about twelve feet of space and a few interior walls!
As it turns out, the 53-year-old man and his 19-year-old wife plan to continue living under the same roof!
Ch-ch-check out their peculiar announcement…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Girls just wanna have fun!
In a surprise turn of events,
soulmates Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have called their marriage quits!
Seeing as she was a teen bride, getting married at the whopping age of 16, her reasoning shouldn't be a surprise to many people!
Courtney is finally speaking out about her recent separation from the love of her life!
The 19 year-old said:
"I want to be free and embrace my independence and not neglect my youth."
So there you have it folks!
That's obviously something she couldn't have done if she was still hitched!
Girlfriend needs to experience these things, live the life, she is only 19!
Maybe she should've thought of that before she decided to get hitched at such a young age.
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