This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
No, not these guns! We're talking about actual firearms!
Sean put his collection of over 60 weapons up for auction at his 3rd Annual Help Haiti Home Gala on Saturday night, and the inspiration was his rumored new love interest!
The Mystic River star didn't mention her by name, but he did say "a strong woman who happens to be from South Africa" convinced him to give up the gun! He said:
Our favorite silver fox and comedienne are back together at last!!
It might get a little nippy in the Big Apple, but we think Kathy can bare the coldness of the East Coast!
Besides, if anyone can pull off co-hosting a New Year's Eve special topless, it's this red head! LOLz!
The CNN newsman tweeted nervously about Kathy's potential getup:
Don't act like you're not impressed, CNN!
In a HIGHlarious Funny or Die video, CNN anchors Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper, and Chris Cuomo sang Ron Burgundy's praises before dissing him hard!
Wolf had this to say about the journalistic giant played by Will Ferrell:
"Today he has the most awards of any anchor. Some of them, honestly, I think belong to me because they're literally mine. He just took them off my shelf right in front of me and acted like I didn't see it."
Meanwhile Anderson talked about how Ron had personal nicknames for the other anchors:
"He calls me Stoopy Andrews. It's not funny, it doesn't even sound like my name."
Uh oh, looks like there might be another News Team Fight! Be careful, Wolf, Anderson, and Chris…Brick Tamland is pretty lethal with a trident!
Ch-ch-check out the AHmazing sketch…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Roseanne sent out a lot of angry tweets Friday, and Twitter may never fully recover from her wrath!
At one point, Roseanne attacked women in Hollywood tweeting this:
"[T]he women in Hollywood cannot fall to their knees fast enough to suck d*ck"
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Then, she called Anderson Cooper "A TOAD!" What? Anderson's the nicest silver fox ever…so what the fox Roseanne?
Plus, he gets his news from us, so how could he possibly be a toad (unless that means he turns into a prince every time we kiss him)?
Yay! Anderson Cooper will be on the air with CNN until he's old and gray!
Oops… well, until he's old anyway!
The sexy silver fox re-upped with the 24 hour news network, signing a deal that will keep him on for three more years, right up through 2016's
Hillary Clinton presidential election.
Not a huge surprise as Anderson Cooper 360 has been killin' it in the ratings lately! Heck, he's quickly becoming the incredibly handsome face of the whole network!
And since Anderson gets his news from us, the American pubic will be in good hands for years to come!
PUBLIC! OMG, what did we say?! LOLz!
Oh hai, Anderson Cooper!!!
Can we just say, we are HONORED that the seksi Silver Fox himself gets his entertainment news and gossip from us, Perez Hilton!
Coop was discussing on his online vlog Before AC360 Later how he had a recent run-in with some snap-happy shutterbugs - a story we reported on yesterday.
Well it turns out, he was reading OUR site for all the deets !
Anderson mentioned not once but TWICE that he heard on PH about the tongue lashing he gave a group of fans who were trying to take his picture mid-meal while at a restaurant!
Aww!!! We love you too, AC!
CLICK HERE to watch us get some shout-outs from our favorite cable news anchor, Anderson Cooper!
Leave Anderson Cooper alone!
The CNN newsman just wanted to eat his meal in peace while out at a restaurant recently but couldn't because of a group at the table next to him who were secretly trying to take his photo!
We swear, it wasn't us!
Apparently snapping shots of Coop while he's eating is a MAJOR pet peeve of his! After a few flashes aimed in his direction, Anderson threw his napkin down and actually confronted the shutterbugs!
He apparently told the amateur papz: