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Anderson Cooper Posts Bizarre Photo Of A Mini Anderson In A Mini-Mini Cooper! Fill In The Blank!

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What the SHIZ is this?!?

Anderson Cooper has a marionette doll in his possession that was made to look like him and if we're to be honest, it's super creepy!

But it seems now that he has a little Mini Anderson, he's using it for the most evil of all evils: creating puns.

He posted the pic (above) to his Instagram along with the caption:

Mini Cooper in a Mini Mini Cooper. @MINIUSA

LOLz! We like the pun, but we fo' serious cannot get over the creepiness of the doll!

How did he get it?! Was it gifted to him? Did he order it?!

WE MUST KNOW!!

Regardless, when you look at the picture, your first thought is ____________________?

[Image via Instagram.]

Gwyneth Paltrow's Hubby Chris Martin Spent $650,000 On A Banksy Balloon Painting For Charity!

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Chris Martin must really love his lady…

Because the Coldplay frontman outbid a ton of rich biddies to snag Gwyneth Paltrow a balloon.

Well, it's actually a picture of a heart-shaped balloon by allusively famous mystery graffiti artist, Banksy!

The duo, who are rarely seen together in public, were spotted on Saturday night at Sean Penn‘s Help Haiti Home gala—which raised approximately $6 million benefitting J/P Haitian Relief Organization.

The reported painting called

Charlize Theron Convinced Sean Penn To Give Up His Guns! See Who Paid $1.4 Million For The Collection HERE!

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Why would Charlize Theron want Sean Penn to stop working out??

No, not these guns! We're talking about actual firearms!

Sean put his collection of over 60 weapons up for auction at his 3rd Annual Help Haiti Home Gala on Saturday night, and the inspiration was his rumored new love interest!

The Mystic River star didn't mention her by name, but he did say "a strong woman who happens to be from South Africa" convinced him to give up the gun! He said:

Ron Burgundy Gets Praised & Blasted By CNN's Anchors! Watch The Sketch HERE!

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Don't act like you're not impressed, CNN!

In a HIGHlarious Funny or Die video, CNN anchors Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper, and Chris Cuomo sang Ron Burgundy's praises before dissing him hard!

Wolf had this to say about the journalistic giant played by Will Ferrell:

"Today he has the most awards of any anchor. Some of them, honestly, I think belong to me because they're literally mine. He just took them off my shelf right in front of me and acted like I didn't see it."

Meanwhile Anderson talked about how Ron had personal nicknames for the other anchors:

"He calls me Stoopy Andrews. It's not funny, it doesn't even sound like my name."

Uh oh, looks like there might be another News Team Fight! Be careful, Wolf, Anderson, and Chris…Brick Tamland is pretty lethal with a trident!

Ch-ch-check out the AHmazing sketch…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Anderson Cooper Renews His Contract With CNN! Find Out How Many Years He's Shooting For HERE!

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Yay! Anderson Cooper will be on the air with CNN until he's old and gray!

Oops… well, until he's old anyway!

The sexy silver fox re-upped with the 24 hour news network, signing a deal that will keep him on for three more years, right up through 2016's Hillary Clinton presidential election.

Not a huge surprise as Anderson Cooper 360 has been killin' it in the ratings lately! Heck, he's quickly becoming the incredibly handsome face of the whole network!

And since Anderson gets his news from us, the American pubic will be in good hands for years to come!

PUBLIC! OMG, what did we say?! LOLz!

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