SO MUCH NO!!!
If you believe the rumors, then yes, they're done!
[Image via Ivan Nikolov/Alberto Reyes/C.Smith/WENN.]
What the SHIZ is this?!?
But it seems now that he has a little Mini Anderson, he's using it for the most evil of all evils: creating puns.
He posted the pic (above) to his Instagram along with the caption:
Mini Cooper in a Mini Mini Cooper. @MINIUSA
LOLz! We like the pun, but we fo' serious cannot get over the creepiness of the doll!
How did he get it?! Was it gifted to him? Did he order it?!
WE MUST KNOW!!
Regardless, when you look at the picture, your first thought is ____________________?
[Image via Instagram.]
Chris Martin must really love his lady…
Well, it's actually a picture of a heart-shaped balloon by allusively famous mystery graffiti artist, Banksy!
The duo, who are rarely seen together in public, were spotted on Saturday night at Sean Penn‘s Help Haiti Home gala—which raised approximately $6 million benefitting J/P Haitian Relief Organization.
The reported painting called
No, not these guns! We're talking about actual firearms!
Sean put his collection of over 60 weapons up for auction at his 3rd Annual Help Haiti Home Gala on Saturday night, and the inspiration was his rumored new love interest!
The Mystic River star didn't mention her by name, but he did say "a strong woman who happens to be from South Africa" convinced him to give up the gun! He said:
Our favorite silver fox and comedienne are back together at last!!
It might get a little nippy in the Big Apple, but we think Kathy can bare the coldness of the East Coast!
Besides, if anyone can pull off co-hosting a New Year's Eve special topless, it's this red head! LOLz!
The CNN newsman tweeted nervously about Kathy's potential getup:
Don't act like you're not impressed, CNN!
In a HIGHlarious Funny or Die video, CNN anchors Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper, and Chris Cuomo sang Ron Burgundy's praises before dissing him hard!
Wolf had this to say about the journalistic giant played by Will Ferrell:
"Today he has the most awards of any anchor. Some of them, honestly, I think belong to me because they're literally mine. He just took them off my shelf right in front of me and acted like I didn't see it."
Meanwhile Anderson talked about how Ron had personal nicknames for the other anchors:
"He calls me Stoopy Andrews. It's not funny, it doesn't even sound like my name."
Uh oh, looks like there might be another News Team Fight! Be careful, Wolf, Anderson, and Chris…Brick Tamland is pretty lethal with a trident!
Ch-ch-check out the AHmazing sketch…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Roseanne sent out a lot of angry tweets Friday, and Twitter may never fully recover from her wrath!
At one point, Roseanne attacked women in Hollywood tweeting this:
"[T]he women in Hollywood cannot fall to their knees fast enough to suck d*ck"
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Then, she called Anderson Cooper "A TOAD!" What? Anderson's the nicest silver fox ever…so what the fox Roseanne?
Plus, he gets his news from us, so how could he possibly be a toad (unless that means he turns into a prince every time we kiss him)?
Yay! Anderson Cooper will be on the air with CNN until he's old and gray!
Oops… well, until he's old anyway!
The sexy silver fox re-upped with the 24 hour news network, signing a deal that will keep him on for three more years, right up through 2016's
Hillary Clinton presidential election.
Not a huge surprise as Anderson Cooper 360 has been killin' it in the ratings lately! Heck, he's quickly becoming the incredibly handsome face of the whole network!
And since Anderson gets his news from us, the American pubic will be in good hands for years to come!
PUBLIC! OMG, what did we say?! LOLz!