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Armie Hammer News Archive
Look, we LOVE us some Johnny Depp!
He's a triple-certified hottie with an uber-charming personality — the man could make ten box office bombs in a row and he would still be our go-to guy!
So believe us when we say The Lone Ranger was one of the most forgettably mediocre movies of the Summer!
Despite our never-ending affection for the legendary actor and his hunk-tastic co-star Armie Hammer, the flick failed to impress just about everyone with eyes, ears, and a modicum of taste!
Johnny has a theory on his film's lukewarm reception, though — he swears it's the critics' fault!!
The actor revealed:
If we're going to take anything away from this cover just by looking at it, we'd say that hunky Armie Hammer is trying to tell us that health and fitness isn't easy — it's hard work — but it's worth it!
Maybe we should take it that he literally got bruised and beaten up during his fitness regimen for The Lone Ranger? Who knows!
A roughed up Armie is sexy, no matter the hidden meaning behind it! LOLz!
Inside the magazine, he reveals his five-step plan for gaining dense t-shirt muscle in just four weeks — which sounds amazeballz, in theory!
We have no idea what it is yet, but we'll be sure to pick up a copy to see what kind of magic Armie is promising! Four weeks?? We'll believe it when we see it!
[Image via Men's Health UK.]
The Lone Ranger looks like his bones are in danger of being broken!
What's black, blue, and red all over? Aside from a Zebra with a diaper rash, it's Armie Hammer in his recent Men's Health
autopsy photo shoot!
Appears as if Armie may not be practicing all the best men's health himself, seeing how one could easily confuse him for Sylvester Stallone at the end of any Rocky movie.
He's still hella seksi though!
Ch-ch-check out the photo shoot pics above and below!!!
[Image via Men's Health.]
It's clear that this Lone Ranger is never alone!
The masked man himself, Armie Hammer, was seen in London with his sidekick wifey Elizabeth Chambers leaving C Restaurant on Sunday.
We wonder if C Restaurant had to be shut down due to a fire alarm, because that foursome is smokin'!
Ch-ch-check out the photos above and below of Armie wearing the male version of what
Jessica Rabbit his wife wore at the Tokyo premiere, and looking just as hot as her!
Although if that ever came to a debate, we'd let her win that one, Armie.
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
He's not exactly Lone this time!
Ordinarily he has his trusted sidekick Tonto by his side, but for the Tokyo premiere of The Lone Ranger, Armie Hammer brought his lovely wife Elizabeth Chambers.
Aren't they just a perfect-looking couple? Elizabeth is really putting the red carpet to shame in that dress! She's almost prettier than Johnny Depp …almost!
And Armie really fills a suit with those powerful pecs! Maybe he IS Batman!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see the comely couple show off their bomb-proof smiles.
[Image via Yukio Tomita/Future Image/WENN.]
Looks like Silver didn't hi, yo, or away this weekend on the silver screen…
Instead, Despicable Me 2 galloped over The Lone Ranger at the box office earning nearly $60 million to Lone Ranger's $19.5 million. After a weak opening, we hoped that the flick would rally this weekend, but it continued to falter.
face paint costs production costs rising over $250 million, this might make Disney rob a train think twice about greenlighting projects that seem like a sure bet.
And of course we fully expect another fourteen Pirates of the Caribbean films!
[Image via Disney.]
Armie Hammer Was ALMOST Batman! But Will He Be Back As The Caped Crusader In Upcoming Justice League Flick?
Armie Hammer came so close and yet so far to playing Batman!
He was cast as the caped crime fighter in George Miller's Justice League Of America - a WB production with a $220 million budget! This movie would have been HUGE! But the 2007 writers strike changed all of that…
Don't feel too bad for Armie, though…
Even though his big break got busted, he landed on his feet with other roles that turned him into a star! But would he consider coming back as Batman for the studio's second shot at Justice League?
When asked about the possibility, Armie said: