Well this is certainly a strange date night!
How do we know?
You'd think they wanted to dance to the music together!
Ch-ch-check out their videos (below)!!!!
We do not give this a standing ovation.
As most of us know, tickets to Book of Mormon do not run cheap. Last time we checked, if you wanted a ticket, you'd basically have to take out a second mortgage. Or sell your firstborn. One of the two.
Knowing this, it makes us especially annoyed to hear that a couple would take this precious time at the theater to fingerbang and over-the-pants-hand-job each other like there was no tomorrow, or even an intermission!
A stunning and hilarious musical production be damned, they HAD to ejaculate then and there!
That's right, according to a recently posted anonymous story featured in a column in a Seattle newspaper, one such theatergoer alleged that his seat neighbors got handsy:
Something is NOT rotten in the state of ticket sales for Benedict Cumberbatch's Hamlet!
According to the ticketing website Viagogo, the forthcoming 2015 production of Hamlet starring Benedict has become the fastest-selling ticket in London theater history.
Sure, Beyoncé might be the Queen Bey, but Hamlet is the Prince of Denmark! For sooth!
Now, online tickets may be gone for Hamlet, but you won't have to suffer the slings and arrows of this outrageous fortune!
The Barbican theater is releasing 100 tickets per each performance, and apparently more info will be released about it in 2015. Huzzah!
Well, there seems to be some method to this madness! Congrats Benedict!
Robin Williams' untimely passing hit a lot of people hard, even those that never knew him.
And it turns out he had special significance to the man who followed in his footsteps.
After Tuesday night's performance, James spoke to the audience about what Robin's work meant to him, then led the crowd in an a cappella version of Friend Like Me.
Such a fun and perfect homage! And so sad!! Get a tissue ready and watch …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Looks like Emma Stone might be coming to the Great White Way!
According to a spokesperson for the show Cabaret that is having a run over at NYC's Roundabout Theater, Emma is in talks to portray Sally Bowles!
This lady is embracing the next chapter of her life!
But this 57-year-old isn't letting her impending divorce get her down in the dumps - she's doing more than ever these days!
The iconic star will do so in part by heading over to Broadway to appear in the award winning revival of Pippin! And the MILF seems VERY excited about it!
Here's what she recently said
Miz Agron has been going social media HAM on Peter Pan producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron — which suggests to us that she's definitely been in talks to star in the production!
Just LOOK at Craig and Neil's glowing praise of the blonde star:
Remember when the Australian cast of The Lion King pulled a surprise serenade mid-flight, singing to a crowded airplane?
Well, this is Broadway, baby! And they will NOT be outshined!
The NYC cast performed their own flashmob on a crowded subway car and luckily there were PLENTY of people there to film it!
Watch the amazing Broadway players bring a whole new meaning to the music by singing while riding a literal Circle Of Life…AFTER THE JUMP!!!