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Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say

19-year-old Mark Thompson got high on bath salts (yeah, bath salts) then allegedly stole and stabbed his neighbors goat!

Lisa Powers said she bought the goat on Friday as a gift to her 4-year-old grandson.

Powers' nephew got a tip from a neighbor early Monday morning, telling him the goat was out and wondering around Mr. Thompson's house.

The nephew entered the house and made his way to Thompson's bedroom door when Thompson said "Don't come in, I'm naked."

But (for some reason) he opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. Totally normal stuff.

That's when Thompson (aka Dr. Normal) ran out the front door.

Police were called to the house, and in the bedroom found the small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck. There was a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from the goat.

Sources say, when police caught Thompson told police he was on bath salts for about three days.

We can only guess that this crazy behavior was brought on by Charlie Sheen Bath Salts recently put on the market.

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Poor Pets! Charlie Sheen Has Let Two Other Animals Die In His Care

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Charlie Sheen let lizards die

Ugh! While Charlie Sheen is busy degrading the mother of his children, Denise Richards, on his violent torpedo bomb of a tour because she refuses to return the surviving pug he has accused her of stealing, more news of animal abuse at the Sober Valley Lodge is emerging.

A source close to the former couple says that on top of the dog that died of malnutrition not too long ago, he has also let two pet lizards die in his "care"!

The source said:

"His Chinese water dragon died because he didn't take care of it and a while back, when he was married to Brooke, his bearded dragon fell in the pool and died. Again nobody was watching the poor thing."

Everyone was probably too busy watching and monitoring Charlie!

The source defended poor Denise, who has become the brunt of a running joke on Charlie's tour, saying:

"You can trash Denise all you want, but one thing you can't say is that she doesn't love and care for her animals. These poor dogs were in a terrible condition when he gave them back to her."

This news only further proves the narcissistic actor is not fit to take care of pets, let alone ANYTHING living, and Denise is actually protecting the surviving pug from the same cruel fate that met the other pets in his care.

[Image via WENN.]

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Craigslist's Most Honest Dog Walker Ad

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Dog Walking Kinda


Craigslist, is home-page to so many crazy people - but the author of this dog walker ad is our fav.

Though he sounds like a homeless version of Charlie Sheen, the perspective walker claims:

"I went to Princeton University, I got a 1600 on my SATs, and now for 15 bucks an hour, your precious little dog can be my f*cking master."

Aw, how sweet?

Here's a closer look at the ad:

Crazy Craigslist Dog walking AD

If he doesn't get any dog walking jobs, we think he's well suited for the Charlie Sheen's coveted internship position!

Check out below to see the rest of the strong worded ad.

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Charlie Sheen - Be Warned!

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Charlie sheen is warned by snake


Earlier this week a "boobie biting snake" died from silicone poisoning.

There is a lession to be learned from the snakes tragic passing — especially if you have a habit of bitting silicone-filled objects (cough-cough Charlie Sheen).

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Tiger Poop = Pest Repellent

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Tiger Poo rocks

Sorry Charlie, Tiger poop is more useful than tiger blood.

A team of researchers made the discovery as they while studying non-lethal ways to keep herbivores (goats, kangaroos, ect…) away from certain plants, Associate Professor Peter Murray said.

"If you can smell a predator nearby you would probably want to go somewhere else,"

he added.

In the study they found big cats' faeces a more effective deterrent than those of other predators.

It also works on humans - the smell was so bad that it made the scientists feel sick.

We want to know what repels the tigers.

[Image via WENN.]

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