Poor, poor Kourt.
The source says of Disick:
19-year-old Mark Thompson got high on bath salts (yeah, bath salts) then allegedly stole and stabbed his neighbors goat!
Lisa Powers said she bought the goat on Friday as a gift to her 4-year-old grandson.
Powers' nephew got a tip from a neighbor early Monday morning, telling him the goat was out and wondering around Mr. Thompson's house.
The nephew entered the house and made his way to Thompson's bedroom door when Thompson said "Don't come in, I'm naked."
But (for some reason) he opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. Totally normal stuff.
That's when Thompson (aka Dr. Normal) ran out the front door.
Police were called to the house, and in the bedroom found the small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck. There was a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from the goat.
Sources say, when police caught Thompson told police he was on bath salts for about three days.
We can only guess that this crazy behavior was brought on by Charlie Sheen Bath Salts recently put on the market.
Ugh! While Charlie Sheen is busy degrading the mother of his children, Denise Richards, on his violent
torpedo bomb of a tour because she refuses to return the surviving pug he has accused her of stealing, more news of animal abuse at the Sober Valley Lodge is emerging.
A source close to the former couple says that on top of the dog that died of malnutrition not too long ago, he has also let two pet lizards die in his "care"!
The source said:
"His Chinese water dragon died because he didn't take care of it and a while back, when he was married to Brooke, his bearded dragon fell in the pool and died. Again nobody was watching the poor thing."
Everyone was probably too busy watching and monitoring Charlie!
The source defended poor Denise, who has become the brunt of a running joke on Charlie's tour, saying:
"You can trash Denise all you want, but one thing you can't say is that she doesn't love and care for her animals. These poor dogs were in a terrible condition when he gave them back to her."
This news only further proves the narcissistic actor is not fit to take care of pets, let alone ANYTHING living, and Denise is actually protecting the surviving pug from the same cruel fate that met the other pets in his care.
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Craigslist, is home-page to so many crazy people - but the author of this dog walker ad is our fav.
Though he sounds like a homeless version of Charlie Sheen, the perspective walker claims:
"I went to Princeton University, I got a 1600 on my SATs, and now for 15 bucks an hour, your precious little dog can be my f*cking master."
Aw, how sweet?
Here's a closer look at the ad:
If he doesn't get any dog walking jobs, we think he's well suited for the Charlie Sheen's coveted internship position!
Check out below to see the rest of the strong worded ad.
Sheen posted a malicious message on Twitter directed toward his ex, that read:
"We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore #DUH-neese POOR-ARD. A VILE KIDNAPPER AND NOW DOG THIEF. HATE."
Luckily for poor Denise, a Twitter follower under the name Jazypooo is coming to her defense and tweeted at Charlie:
"u let ur dog die from malnutrition ? Hire someone to feed ur animals . All ur money and u can't feed ur dog ???"
The tweet caught the attention of the Sheen himself, prompting the
actor stage performer to tweet back:
"Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image. YBW c."
Wow! Looks like Jazypooo really got under his skin!
However, his mean spirited response didn't deter his former fan from voicing her opinion and even LAUGH at his "warlock talk", tweeting:
"Oh No!@charliesheen is trying to say something to me! LOL! Who can understand all his warlock talk? LOL Just feed the dogs Charlie!!!"
LOLz! Good advice @Jazypooo! Something so simple that his Warlock brain couldn't handle.
Thankfully the other pug is in the safety of Denise's care now so we know it is being fed!
P.S. Here's a hint Charlie, bashing your own fanbase won't help your cause! You should be apologizing not RANTING!
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This is a whole new level of baby mama drama!
Back when Charlie and Denise split, Charlie took custody of her 2 pugs (which she had before they got married) so the kids could play with them when they visited him.
Things were ok for a while, but after Charlie's meltdown at the Plaza hotel in NYC, Denise started getting calls that the pugs were malnourished and neglected.
Things became so alarming, we're told Denise went to Charlie's and he gave her the dogs.
Sadly, one of them died of malnutrition, but the other is ok.
Now Charlie wants the dog back, and sources say he just wants the pooch as a mascot on his tour bus.
As for Charlie's tweet:
"We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore #DUH -neese POOR-ARD. A VILE KIDNAPPER AND NOW DOG THIEF. HATE."
Although we are sure Denise was totally humiliated by Charlie's tween-like message, she is managing to stick to her guns.
She says Charlie can't even take care of himself and she's not giving up the pug.
Sorry Charlie, but a dog can't survive off of a daily dose of Tigerblood and insanity.
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Sorry Charlie, Tiger poop is more useful than tiger blood.
A team of researchers made the discovery as they while studying non-lethal ways to keep herbivores (goats, kangaroos, ect…) away from certain plants, Associate Professor Peter Murray said.
"If you can smell a predator nearby you would probably want to go somewhere else,"
In the study they found big cats' faeces a more effective deterrent than those of other predators.
It also works on humans - the smell was so bad that it made the scientists feel sick.
We want to know what repels the tigers.
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