OK, we're just going to say it. Selena Gomez' boobs are going CRAZY!
And we're not talking about one of her dining companions!
[Image via Selena Gomez/Instagram.]
It's just like a baptism, but without all those annoying promises to a god!
Courtney Stodden took her teenage talents to the Wowie Awards on Thursday & believe us when we tell you the fresh new look she flaunted lived up to the award show's name!
The recently single teen bride dyed her iconic platinum blonde hair BROWN!
First she dropped Doug Hutchison, then she flashed her boobies, and now she's ditched her goldilocks? What gives?! Why the sudden change?
Apparently the 19-year-old loves living life on the edge! She actually sees herself as sort of a daredevil!
Believe it or not, the 53-year-old actor supposedly didn't have his teen bride sign a prenuptial agreement when they got hitched three years ago even though Courtney claims she offered him one!
Guess wisdom doesn't always come with age! LOLz!
Something’s not adding up.
Well, the teen bride was recently seen
backing it up on the arm of 53-year-old PR man Edward Lozzi! Yes, the same one who dated Anna Nicole Smith.
It seems like both Stodden and Lozzi have a type after all! Ha!
Lozzi was getting handsy with the curvy blonde on Thursday night in El Lay, and she even flashed her panties
This is awkward!
The recently single Courtney Stodden was the big hit of Saturday's black tie 2013 Eagle & Badge Gala!
Was the teen bride the belle of the ball because of her enlightened views on socio-economic inequalities in agrarian nations, or was it because her humongous hooters hung so far out her dress that astronauts orbiting the Earth caught a glimpse of her nipple?
Well, that's not for us to decide!
In any event, Courtney's surgically enhanced boobies became separated from her dress not too long after the 19-year-old starlet became separated from husband Doug Hutchison.
Ch-ch-check out her totally naughty nip slip for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Well this explains a lot about the boobalicious blonde!
While visiting Bethenny Frankel's talk show, Courtney revealed her lack of a couple very important and basic abilities.
Okay, so maybe she CAN read and write, but gurlfriend better put those skillz to use soon! Laugh now, Courtney, but you're going to have to READ your divorce papers! Especially if you want custody of your hooker heels. LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out everything Courtney admits to Bethenny…AFTER THE JUMP!!
We sort of knew this already, didn't we?!
In a predictable turn of events, Courtney Stodden has begun to speak out about her split with Green Mile actor Doug Hutchison—and she's telling it exactly like we thought!
The 19-year-old reality TV personality is slowly confessing her reasons for splitting, completely laying it on the table in a new interview!
She explains the absolute reason for her change of heart was their HUGE age difference:
Though Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison's love has evaporated faster than water in a desert, these two aren't done with each other just yet!
According to documents their lawyers leaked, the teen bride and her half-century-old hubby are indeed separated, but only by about twelve feet of space and a few interior walls!
As it turns out, the 53-year-old man and his 19-year-old wife plan to continue living under the same roof!
Ch-ch-check out their peculiar announcement…AFTER THE JUMP!!!