This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Sure, let us check to see if we have change for a… wait, HUH?!
Yup, T.I. is auctioning himself off to the highest bidder and the starting price is $75 million!!
As cute as he would surely look vacuuming our yoga mats in a French maid's outfit, we might have to pass.
The Hotlanta native isn't looking to do housework for that kind of cheddar, though — he's negotiating the terms of a new three-album record contract with anyone who will front him the cash!
From what we hear, the rapper already has more suitors than a Disney princess!
Wowzers!! He's like the most popular kid at school!
He sure has come a long way since his drug arrest and bigoted comments!
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Begin your bright New Day (above)!
We are SO digging this genius musical trifecta.
Please 50, may we have… some… more?!
Shower that information all over your eager fans, Em!
Hooray! Hurrah! Huzzah!
BUT will Dr. Dre lend his voice to Marshall Mather's new musical construct?
The Real Slim Shady recently expressed:
The organizers of Coachella don't waste any time getting us excited for next year, do they?
Dates of both weekends and ticket prices for 2013 have already been announced!
Next year, the event will go down the weekend of
Tupac isn't the only long gone musical icon that is miraculously performing again. We just heard that Freddie Mercury is coming back
from the grave to the stage too!
Unlike Tupac's recent Coachella collaboration with Snoop Dogg, the legendary frontman of Queen will NOT be seen as a hologram, but rather "an optical illusion."
Hologram Tupac has definitely sparked a trend, because now it seems EVERY late star is going to
be raised from the dead undergo a hologram transformation!
This is all starting to get a bit CRAY!
Dr. Dre just brought our dreams to life and then … whoosh! Just like that, took them away!
So remember how there was an INSANE hologram of the late great Tupac performing at Coachella this year? After the show, there were rumors that Dr. Dre was planning on having a tour featuring the hologram, just like the good ol' days! (Well, sorta…)
Last night, Dre filmed a short video (above) and but a tamper on the the tour plans, saying: