
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold the phone.
What!?! Denise Richards and Simon Cowell together on a date?
Okay, let's get to the bottom of this…
According to Simon,
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After burning bridges with Hugh Hefner and all of his loyal bunnies, Crystal Harris is going around Tinsel Town hoping someone will produce her own reality show.
The former Girl Next Door made headlines when she told Howard Stern that Hef was a minute man whose body disgusted her.
Way to bite the hand that made you, right?
Crystal later
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As if he weren't already unhireable enough!
During an appearance on the Greg Fitzsimmons Show yesterday, Andy Dick went off on an inexcusable antisemitic rant, where he said the following about Howard Stern:
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When Crystal Harris had the audacity to blast Hugh Hefner the way she did on Howard Stern's radio show, calling him a 2 second man, she opened a floodgate.
What rushed through that floodgate included major backlash not only from fans, but from bunnies, models, and even the man himself!
Nobody could believe how tacky she was being. Everyone has been coming to Hef's defense, with the latest being former Girl Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson.
As goofy as Kendra may be, she knows how to keep it classy when it comes to the important things — like respecting those who have done so much for you.
When asked, Kendra didn't have any problem commenting:
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Um, TMI!
After Crystal Harris told Howard Stern that sex with Hef only lasted two seconds, Hef went on a tweeting spree yesterday defending his manhood. He wrote:
For the record, I have sex on a weekly basis, and did throughout my 2-and-a-half years with Crystal.
My sex life involves more than one partner & has since the end of my marriage in 1998.
My girlfriends Anna & Shera live with me at the Mansion, but other Playmates & Playmate prospects stay here off & on.
There's safety in numbers…When I try to settle down (Crystal), I get burned.
I think it's important to set the record straight when someone is lying about you. There's no new news here. Just correcting a false impression.
Um, okay, we got it! You can still get it up….congratulations??
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A little late for apologies, don't you think?
Crystal Harris recently showed her true colors by appearing on Howard Stern and revealing some pretty private details regarding her failed relationship with Hugh Hefner, but apparently now, she's realized how disgusting her behavior was, and has taken to Twitter to apologize - sort of!
She writes:
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Denise Richards is everywhere right now promoting her new memoir called The Real Girl Next Door, so she just so happened to go on the Howard Stern Show.
And we all know that some of the naughtiest tidbits just have a way of coming out when Howard Stern is interviewing you!
So, to the surprise of those listening: apparently Denise

Crystal Harris just keeps showing her true colors more and more!
After taking Holly Madison's place as Hugh Hefner's 'Number One,' Crystal was set to marry Hef, but, as we all know, she left him before going down the aisle.
They've been apart for months, but she's still talking smack about him.
In a recent interview with Howard Stern, she told the radio king that sex with Hef only lasted two seconds, adding:
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