It's a celebrity cover face-off!

Who's face do people want to buy?????

Forbes magazine conducted a survey to determine the best celebrity face.

They gathered data from People, Star, US Weekly, In Touch Weekly, Life & Style and OK! over a year long period ending June 30th and eliminated covers that did not feature one celebrity exclusively.

The data was analyzed in terms of issues sold as compared to each magazine's average newsstand sales, number of full magazine covers, and each star's "likability," as determined by E-Poll Market Research.

Now, we're going to reward you for reading through all that statistical jargon and tell you who earned the number one position out of ten.

Ready?

It was none other than one-third of the Holy Celebritrinity: Angelina Jolie.

(The other two parts are, of course, Brad Pitt, with the kids counting as one.)

Our Lady of Perfection won in all three categories: sales, number of covers, and likability.

The world just loves a Madonna-Former-Whore.

Jennifer Aniston came in second, falling from last year's first place. She also averaged well in all three categories.

We guess people like to hear her whine about her relationship problems after all.

Heath Ledger rounded out the top three positions, one of only two males in the top ten. His third place can be attributed to his untimely demise, with magazines offering answers to his still mysterious death. It seems that the world also loves a good tragedy, because Owen Wilson finished up the list at number ten, with readers' interested piqued by his suicide attempt.

Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt represented the under-ten players, coming in at 7th and 8th place, respectively. People really love those Jolie-Pitts.

New mothers Nicole Richie and Jamie Lynn Spears came in 5th and 4th, both with impressive sales, but low in likability, knocking down their scores.

Surprisingly, Jessica Simpson made the list at 6th place. But, only because her face is plastered everywhere because otherwise she ranked pretty low in likability. In fact, it's probably only because people despise "Yoko Romo" for dragging down their precious Tony Romo and his football team.

So that leaves one spot less and who got it?

Publicity-humping Heidi Montag came in 9th. But with all of her and boyfriend Spencer's freakin coverage, are you really that surprised? And that's the only reason she was in the top ten at all, because girlfriend is almost as disliked as Britney Spears, which is not to say that BritBrit is hated. It's just that with a tabloid headline almost ever other day covering some crazy antic or another, people get tired of it.

But, the very least likable celebrity was our own fave Slutty Cyrus, despite her near billionaire status.

And why is that?

"Here is a teenager who's quickly becoming a multi-millionaire, if not a billionaire. It's pretty hard to relate to that," says In Touch Weekly editor Michelle Lee.

And relatability is becoming increasingly important in magazine sales as wallets become increasingly slender. The mags have about five seconds to catch your attention as you stand in line at the super market, wondering what the hold up ahead is, and if you're going to shell out the 4 bucks for a mag on top of that already escalating grocery bill, it better be something you really really want, right?

So be prepared to see a lot more Jolie…unless the mags jump the shark and commit another Britney overload.

[Images via WENN.]

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It looks like Lynne and 17-year old Jamie Lynn Spears may have some explaining to do. Again.

The National Enquirer reveals in a new report that a family member has confirmed that Jamie Lynn is preggers with baby #2.

The younger Spears' baby, Maddie, isn't even five months old!!!!

Unfortunately, the tabloid doesn't disclose in its report who the exact family member is! They didn't go "on the record."

If it's true, we're disappointed in Jame Lynn Spears. She should know better than that! No, not the whole getting pregnant thing. We'd expect that from her. She's white trash!

But, watch where you blab, idiot! 'Family' selling you out is part of the celeb game, right?

Anyway, here are the CRAZY things that the Enquirer discloses in its report. The allegations are JUICY!

- Hot babydaddy Casey Aldridge supposedly erupted in anger when he found out about baby #2. Jamie Lynn had been keeping the pregnancy secret and Casey learned about it through media reports.

- The Spears family is in an uproar and Jamie Lynn is being pressured to abort the baby. Oh shiz, Spears crew. Sexy Sarah will not approve! She'll probs block Jamie Lynn's way into the clinic.

- The anonymous public denials of Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy, says the family member, are simply buying the Spears family time until they decide what to do.

- Momma Spears is 'livid' that the preggers news leaked during her book tour. She's such a fine example of a mom!

The 'family member' also went on to say, "If Jamie Lynn has this baby, you can be sure they will try to sell the official confirmation of the pregnancy to a magazine, as well as the baby photos."

Sheesh! Looks like Momma Spears is cut from the same cloth as Michael Lohan. Anything to make $$$ or get attention off the kiddies, eh?

And to top off the report, the Enquirer also mentions that Casey attempted to sell them (for $100,000) his story that he never cheated on Jamie Lynn.

However, the folks at the Enquirer say that since they have strong evidence that he has cheated on Jamie Lynn multiple times, they turned him down, and he made a deal with another magazine.

Are they saying that OK! Magazine paid Jamie Lynn and Casey for their story?! Shock!

Here's another zinger — Casey’s deals were supposedly being brokered through a representative of Lynne and Jamie Lynn.

The Spears dramz is never ending!!!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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On Thursday, Lynne Spears was a guest on Mike and Juliet Show.

She's still hawking that book?????

She opened up about Jamie Lynn's (first) pregnancy and confirms her daughter's claim to OK! Magazine that she and hot babydaddy Casey are still together:

Lynne: "I thought she was joking when she first told me. I was looking at her face trying to wait for the punch line…wait for her to smile or joke.  She wanted the baby from the beginning."

Mike: "Are she and the baby's father together?"

Lynne: "She and the baby's father are on. You can't believe the media…I don't know why they do that."

Mike: "Did you think she was a virgin?"

Lynne: "Yes."

Momma Spears also talked to Mike and Juliet about Sarah Palin's teen pregnancy drama:

"I'm glad she didn't have to go through as much scrutiny as I did.  That was good. Maybe people looked at and thought maybe we were kind of hard. Nobody wants their children to have these kinds of hardships or bumps. Who would
want that?"

What does she have to say to all the people who blame her for her daughters' problems???

"People think I was this stage mom… that I was pushing my daughters to do what they did. I was actually their cheerleader. I have never been their manager…that's never been my role. I was the one that got their coffee in the morning and out of bed."

Hope she wasn't letting them have coffee when they were too young!

Unfortunately, Lynne was not asked to address the report of a 2nd Jamie Lynn pregnancy.

Boo!

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As we mentioned earlier today, rumors were circulating that Jamie Lynn is knocked up again!

Sources close to Spears insist she's not sperminated, but the editor-in-chief of the National Enquirer loudly proclaims to us that their pregnancy story is true.

Jamie Lynn is all over the news these days!

The teen mom is also on the cover of the new issue of OK! magazine, and now we have more details from her on-the-record interview with them.

Spears and babydaddy Casey Aldridge are speaking out about the cheating rumors that have plagued their relationship. The two claim that Aldridge is not a cheater and that Jamie is not pregnant again.

The 19 year-old Aldridge claims that he did not have sex with "former friend" Kelli Dawson, even though she spoke on the record, confirming the two hooked up even after little Maddie was born.

Aldridge says that's just not true, adding, "In a small town, everybody knows everybody. But when money's involved, you find out who your friends are."

We think famewhore Kelli Dawson should take a lie detector test and prove Aldridge is lying, if he is. We'd even pay for the test!

And as for the reports that he got Dawson preggers, Jamie says, "That is just completely fabricated. He never had an intimate relationship with her, so how would that be possible? Around here, that particular girl is known to make up stories."

Ouch. Called a liar nationally by teen mom Jamie? We think Kelli should definitely take a lie detector test now!

As for rumors that Casey's been with other girls, Jamie denies that as well and adds, "It hurt me to hear those things. Because my family has to read it. It's not fair to them. They know if I were in a relationship like that, I wouldn't put up with it. My family supports me, and they support Casey also. They read those stories and take them with a grain of salt."

And there you have it - until next week!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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This can't be true! Can it??????

JAMIE LYNN IS PREGNANT Y'ALL!!!

According to The National Enquirer, the 17-year-old former star of Zoey 101 is 8 weeks along, a mere 3 months after giving birth to her first baby, Maddie Briann.

Oops! She did it again!

Lynne Spears apparently hit the roof when she found out and family and friends are urging Jamie to end the pregnancy. It's already difficult being being a teen mother to one kid, but to two?

Morning sickness while breastfeeding?!

When Jamie missed her period and a home pregnancy test kit came back positive, she "cried her eyes out," a source tells the mag.

Jamie apparently thought she couldn't get pregnant while she was still breastfeeding, but didn't she learn anything from her big sister?

We need to better edumicate the children of America about reproduction, y'all.

The family was trying to keep it a secret to everyone, including the baby daddy - but too late!

It's called a condom!!!

We can't wait to see how this will all pan out!

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Juicy!

Jamie Lynn Spears and her smokin' fiance/babydaddy, Casey Aldridge, sat down with OK! Magazine to address the 'rumor' that he cheated on the younger Spears during her pregnancy and knocked up another chick.

Not true, he claims.

He also dispels the claim that his relationship with Jamie Lynn is a 'sham'.

The two also give more details about their upcoming wedding.

Jamie Lynn, please don't go with that 'do you sport on the cover of OK! for your wedding!

It's a little too blonde and prom night tragic.

You are a pretty girl and deserve better hair!!

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Everyone is jumping on the Clay Aiken bandwagon!

After hearing from the Gayken, we've also heard from American Idol meanie Simon Cowell and a former internetz luhvah.

So, now it only makes sense that next up should be none other than Clay's baby momma, 50-year-old (Yup!) pal and music producer Jaymes Foster.

Jaymes, who was impregnanted through the wonders of science, says in an interview with People, that she thought she was going to be one of the lucky ones and avoid the whole morning sickness thing all together. But, it unfortunately didn't happen that way.

So she took pills for the nausea.

Uh….

She goes on to add that other than that, her chemistry kit pregnancy was a "breeze."

At 50 she says she was finally ready to have a kid. Jaymes says that when she was younger, she was enjoying her career and traveling the world. With that out of the way, she says she feels she can be a better mother.

Are you listening Bristol Palin?

(We thought we'd give Jamie Lynn a well-deserved break this week.)

When asked what makes Clay a great daddy, she says:

He's an incredible caregiver. As far as changing the diapers and seeing what's wrong with [Parker] and getting him to go sleep, Clay's a natural and he's really, really good with that. On a larger scale, he's the perfect person. He's been a school teacher, we have the same morals, family is very important to him and Parker means everything to us.

In dealing with their new son, Jaymes says she's terrified of trimming his little nails, so she leaves the manicures to Clay. In return, she takes care of the baths, which Parker is apparently not fond of! "He kind of cries through that," Jaymes admits. Otherwise both parents are "very relaxed."

And when it comes to the big OMG CLAY IS GAY question, Jaymes says:

I totally support him. It's his choice. It's a choice that he made. I love him and I'll support him in any choice that he makes, whether as an entertainer, or a father, human being, of course I support him.

Jaymes tells People that she has always loved Clay and that even though their family is a little unconventional, she now shares an "even deeper bond" with him. "Our job is to remain best friends for the rest of our lives and that's the most important thing for Parker."

That's the way it should be!

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Lynne Spears is speaking out in defense of her daughter Britney Jamie Lynn Spears and against U and the mainstream media.

This time around, though, we kind of agree with her.

Lynne is bothered by the fact that while Jamie was torn down by the media and portrayed as a stupid whore for being underage and getting pregnant, Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin and her trainwreck of a daughter, Bristol, are getting the golden treatment.

Lynne says the Palins are getting a "totally different reaction" to having an underage, pregnant daughter.

In an interview with Newsweek, Lynne says, "I mean, the mother, [Sarah] Palin, was celebrated for this. Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn - you saw how she was crucified. Everybody did, firsthand … I just feel like it's been a very hypocritical situation."

True.

But, no worries. We agree. Bristol is a slut!

And, Palin, apparently didn't have the proper safe-sex talk with her daughter.

Spears added, "Do I promote teen sex? Of course not. Do I promote teen pregnancy? Needless to say, of course not. But when it happens, you deal with it and you do the best you can do."

Lynne also defended her daughter's photo spread in OK! mag as many people were saying it "glamorized" teen pregnancy.

Lynne said, "Sometimes, when you're a celebrity, you have to choose the lesser of two evils. So she decided to do the OK! magazine, give a spread, give some pictures, and it really did ease off the paparazzi. It has lightened up her load a lot. If they call it glamorous, well I'm sorry. But everybody knows that once you get a new baby, it's the most cherished time of your life - but it is not glamorous."

Wonder if anyone will pay Slutty Bristol for shots of her and her baby????

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The perv's going down!

According to a new report, someone's trying to sell a picture of Jamie Lynn Spears with boob exposed, breast feeding baby Maddy.

The pic was one of the many taken on babydaddy Casey Aldridge's digital camera.

The brilliant Casey took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies of his photos.

It's assumed that someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies of the booby shot and is now trying to sell the pic!

This is a serious matter, y'all, because Jamie Lynn's a minor and there's serious federal laws that prohibit the sale of pictures of a minor's breast.

Pedophilia = icky icky poo!!!

Also, it's reported that anyone purchasing the pics could be prosecuted for the crime of receiving stolen property.

Authorities are on the hunt for the perv.

And, big sis Britney's big bad lawyers are supposedly thinking about going after Wal-Mart for the assumed security breach.

Casey should have known, better, though!

Sheesh, home digital photo printers aren't too expensive these days!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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