According to new reports, the Hannah Montana set is a bloody battleground these days.
Slutty Miley Cyrus apparently wants out of the Hannah Montana gig to 'focus' on her singing career and is doing what she can to get fired from the show.
And, her achey, breaky daddy, Billy Ray, is supposedly helping the firing mission along!!
The unprofessional duo are supposedly showing up to the set ridiculously late, stalling production and infuriating cast and crew.
Insiders say Daddy thinks that Miley can make loads more money out on her own.
What a crock of crap!!
When Disney caught wind that Billy Ray told people on the set that he and Miley will do twelve more episodes and then they are out, the Mouse's peeps reportedly called his agent, branded Billy Ray and Miley as ingrates AND then exercised some clause in the contract that allowed the Mouse to ADD six more episodes.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Disney should make the remaining episodes shitty on purpose.
Miley Cyrus is slated to star in a yet untitled new Disney film.
No shit!
The film, however, is being tailor-written for the 15-year-old multimedia princess by author Nicholas Sparks, who also wrote The Notebook, Message in a Bottle, and most importantly, A Walk to Remember, the film which helped Mandy Moore transcend her pop persona.
In a bit of an odd twist, Sparks is simultaneously writing the novel for which the Miley film will be based on and he's working on the screenplay too!
Miley will not be singing in the Disney-based Offspring Entertainment produced film, thankfully.
The plot deals with family and romance.
Sparks approached the Cyrus family with it and they were intrigued. But, Sparks argues his first priority is to write a novel that will please his readers and that the screenplay is second to that.
All about the art and not about the money, huh?
Any film with Miley in it, though, is bound to be shit!
Miley, 15, and her new man friend, were videotaped hanging out yet again last night.
The new pair were hanging out at Universal City Walk, talking about virginity and stuff. Cuz, you know, she's a virgin. And if they were to have sex, it would be statutory rape!!!!
Click here to watch footage of Slutty Cyrus and new man!
So are things getting hot between Miley Cyrus and her underwear model "friend" Justin Gaston?
Looks like it!
The 20 year-old stud recently appeared as a contestant on this past season of the little-watched Nashville Star show, hosted by Slutty's dad, Billy Ray Cyrus.
So, after a nice trip together to church on Sunday, both wearing jeans and tankctops - so classy, the two decided to go on a followup date on Monday!
Cyrus and the MUCH older Gaston were spotted at Century City mall in Los Angeles.
And according to spywitnesses, the "happy couple" got out at the valet on Santa Monica Boulevard and proceeded to walk through the mall.
The two were "holding hands the whole time."
And, unfortunately for us, there were no paparazzi on site.
The source adds, "There was nobody with them at all. They walked into Bloomingdale's, not looking at anything specific, and chatted with a clerk in the makeup department."
We're sure this boy loves Miley cuz she's so "chaste"!
Why doesn't Slutty Cyrus have any friends her own age?????
In a recent interview with GQ Magazine, Megan Fox goes where few Hollywood starlets dare to:
"Fuck Disney."
That's what she said in defense of our favorite queens of tween, Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens, and their respective photographic scandals, saying that the blame should be directed toward those who betrayed the girls' trust.
Foxy said the girls shouldn't have to apologize for their sexuality, since, after all, "they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won't allow them to be their own people."
She might just have a point.
Not apologetic for her own seXXXuality, Megan declares her disdain for double standards when it comes to photos of her groping fiance actor Brian Austin Green, saying, "if you have a girlfriend, you grab her butt or whatever" so she just "cups it a little."
She also admits to a fling with a Russian stripper named Nikita her first year in Los Angeles on her own, and talks about how'd she'd get lap dances from Nikita to "get to know her." Foxy Fox liked Nikita because "She was sort of a tough badass, but she’d do these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads."
We'll give you a second to digest that image, gentlemen (and ladies).
But, sadly, Megan's quick to reassure us that she's not trying to steal Lindsay Lohan's thunder. "Look, I’m not a lesbian—I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes."
What could possibly make Megan Fox any hotter?
She was recently at Comic-Con in San Diego, admiring Batman sketches and revealing a love for comic books and superhero and fantasy films since childhood. And of the Comic-Con attendees she says, "They're not nerds. They're just passionate." She's even spent all day just watching Austin Green play Gears of War.
So Megan Fox is a hottie who likes comic books, video games, and girls, and possesses "the libido of a 15-year-old boy."
"There’s a lot of shit out there where people are calling it ‘rock.’ I went into Barnes & Noble the other day, and there’s a huge display that says ‘rock & roll,’ and it had a big thing of Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. I went, ‘What the fuck is this?’ People are believing that shit that is not rock & roll, is not the rock lifestyle, is rock.”
American Idol winner and VMA rebel rouser Jordin "not everybody — guy or girl — wants to be a slut" Sparks told EW that she stands by the comment she made at Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards, though she wishes she could've reworded it a bit:
"It's something I feel strongly about. I wish I would've worded it differently — that somebody who doesn't wear a promise ring isn't necessarily a slut — but I can't take it back now. It was a split-second thing, and it came out kind of wrong. Still, I don't regret it."
When she was asked how she felt about the purity-bashing VMA host, Russell Brand, the Idol said, "I have nothing against him at all."
Between the Jonai, Jordan, and Miley, young Hollywood's beginning to look like church camp.
Miley Cyrus and her even more annoying BFF, that Mandy chick, have made a new video. This one features a few "special guests" including Miley's little sister and dad Billy Ray.
P.S. Does anybody else find it creepy that Mandy, who is in her early 20s, has to dumb down and pretend to act like a 15-year-old whenever she's in these videos with Miley????
Or is Mandy just emotionally retarded???? Maybe she's just a 15 year old down inside!
