Poor Taylor Swift, those hackers gonna hack, hack hack...
Well, not viciously, but still! Total violation of privacy!
Which is totally strange to anyone who follows her account already!
The tweets said:
Hollywood moves at super sonic speeds!
For those of you that were in a coma (or just taking a really long awesome nap) during all of last week, this happened: A Hong Kong real estate tycoon is offering $63 million to any man capable of convincing his lesbian daughter to dump the woman she married last spring, and to enter holy matrimony with him instead.
Now, Paramount Pictures has just announced that they've hired Sacha Baron Cohen will be making this cooky story into a movie!
Tentatively dubbed The Lesbian, the film may star Baron Cohen, who will produce it through his production company. A writer has not been attached.
We're sure Mr. Baron Cohen will handle this delicate story with grace and class.
But, it will most defiantly be HIGHlarioooss!
[Image via WENN/Facebook.]
Now that the Isla Fisher has actually played a coked-out party gurl in Bachelorette, she's opening up about the reputation she gained among her friends.
If you've seen the fiery redhead in interviews, then you know she's always energetic. And honestly, as the wife of Sacha Baron Cohen, can we expect anything less from her??
But according to Isla, she had no idea her friends thought her enthusiasm came from the powdery white nose fairies!
In fact, she says of her rep:
Ugh! Not another incident like this!
We are deeply saddened to hear that a gunman in Oak Creek, Wisconsin open fired in a Sikh temple on Sunday. Before being shot by police officers arriving on the scene, the unidentified 40-year-old white male killed six people and injured three with no apparent motive.
Both authorities and the victims are stunned by the "domestic terrorist-type incident." A member of the congregation told sources:
Back in 2009 Ayman Abu Aita slapped Sacha Baron Cohen with a $110 million lawsuit for labeling him as a "Terrorist group leader, Al-Aqsa Martyrs brigade," in the film Bruno.
terrorist grocer originally sued Cohen for $110 million. Earlier today, comedian and Aita settled their lawsuit for an undisclosed amount of money.
Aita claimed Sacha tricked him into thinking that he was a German producing
The rumor-mill has excreted a smelly poo once again!
But no such luck! In fact, Kaypers hasn't even been offered the part!
Our favorite burst of sparkly light recently revealed:
Guys you can all CHILL, The Dictator is NOT wanted in either Arizona OR Kansas, and all reports claiming otherwise are straight donkey poo.
Yesterday we feared for poor Ali G’s
life record when we heard authorities in both of the above states are out for his blood readying for the comedian's arrest, which could potentially have gotten Borat deported back to Kazakhstan jolly old England.
But fear not, because