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Sacha Baron Cohen To Make Flick Inspired By The $63 Million Lesbian

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Sacha Baron Cohen To Make Flick Inspired By The $63 Million Lesbian

Hollywood moves at super sonic speeds!

For those of you that were in a coma (or just taking a really long awesome nap) during all of last week, this happened: A Hong Kong real estate tycoon is offering $63 million to any man capable of convincing his lesbian daughter to dump the woman she married last spring, and to enter holy matrimony with him instead.

Now, Paramount Pictures has just announced that they've hired Sacha Baron Cohen will be making this cooky story into a movie!

Tentatively dubbed The Lesbian, the film may star Baron Cohen, who will produce it through his production company. A writer has not been attached.

We're sure Mr. Baron Cohen will handle this delicate story with grace and class.

JK!!!!!!!!

But, it will most defiantly be HIGHlarioooss!

[Image via WENN/Facebook.]

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Isla Fisher's Friends Always Suspected Cocaine!

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Now that the Isla Fisher has actually played a coked-out party gurl in Bachelorette, she's opening up about the reputation she gained among her friends.

If you've seen the fiery redhead in interviews, then you know she's always energetic. And honestly, as the wife of Sacha Baron Cohen, can we expect anything less from her??

But according to Isla, she had no idea her friends thought her enthusiasm came from the powdery white nose fairies!

In fact, she says of her rep:

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Sacha Baron Cohen Attacks Seacrest Again, Targets Sexuality

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Just when Crestie thought it was safe to let down his guard..

Sacha Baron Cohen visited with Howard Stern this week to pimp The Dictator as Admiral General and he could not help but rekindle the flames of discontent with Ryan Seacrest!

Implying Ryan is homosexual, Sacha told Howard:

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Gunman Kills 6 And Injures 3 In Wisconsin Sikh Temple

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Ugh! Not another incident like this!

We are deeply saddened to hear that a gunman in Oak Creek, Wisconsin open fired in a Sikh temple on Sunday. Before being shot by police officers arriving on the scene, the unidentified 40-year-old white male killed six people and injured three with no apparent motive.

Both authorities and the victims are stunned by the "domestic terrorist-type incident." A member of the congregation told sources:

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Sacha Baron Cohen Settles BIG Bruno Lawsuit

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Sacha Baron Cohen settles burno lawsuit

FINALLY!!

Back in 2009 Ayman Abu Aita slapped Sacha Baron Cohen with a $110 million lawsuit for labeling him as a "Terrorist group leader, Al-Aqsa Martyrs brigade," in the film Bruno.

The terrorist grocer originally sued Cohen for $110 million. Earlier today, comedian and Aita settled their lawsuit for an undisclosed amount of money.

Aita claimed Sacha tricked him into thinking that he was a German producing

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Katy Perry Will NOT Play Freddie Mercury's Queen!

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The rumor-mill has excreted a smelly poo once again!

We hummed with excited electricity upon hearing whispers that Katy Perry would star as Freddie Mercury's girlfriend Mary Austin, in Sacha Baron Cohen's Queen biopic…

But no such luck! In fact, Kaypers hasn't even been offered the part!

Our favorite burst of sparkly light recently revealed:

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Sacha Baron Cohen Is NOT An American Outlaw

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CHECK IT:

Guys you can all CHILL, The Dictator is NOT wanted in either Arizona OR Kansas, and all reports claiming otherwise are straight donkey poo.

Yesterday we feared for poor Ali G’s life record when we heard authorities in both of the above states are out for his blood readying for the comedian's arrest, which could potentially have gotten Borat deported back to Kazakhstan jolly old England.

But fear not, because

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