WARNING: What you're about to see may completely ruin your childhood.
Artist and murderer of innocence Paul Ribera just did something which would be unfathomably disturbing to most people — he reimagined our favorite '90s cartoon characters… as hardcore drug addicts.
What if the PowerPuff Girls always dressed like they were going to a rave because they were rolling on so much molly that they couldn't even tell the difference?
What if Dexter was running a meth laboratory?
There's no way around it.
This is the most shocking revelation to ever come from a bag of Cheetos, and it's coming hard: someone found a Cheeto that looks like a man, standing up, masturbating his tiny Cheeto dong.
Here's the NSFW pic:
As if solving a Rubik Cube isn't hard enough!
Many eons ago, a Stanford student solved one of those hard puzzles while juggling at the same time as someone else decided it would be cool to teach others how to solve a cube by doing one-handed pushups.
Washington University student Kevin Hays has decided to up the antics and hold his breath (literally) to solve a 2×2, 3×3 and a 4×4 Rubik Cube in just one minute underwater!
That was super impressive and breath-taking! No pun intended!
While some may be skeptical of this because Jimmy Kimmel has been known for making those fake viral videos…we're pretty sure this is the real deal! Pretty sure.
Ch-ch-check out the impressive feat (below)!!
Seriously, that snake vs. crocodile thing we posted earlier this week was NUTS. This hasn't been a great time for giant reptiles!
Now we have to endure this??
Actually, this is kinda adorable. Is that bad to say?
Yeah, basically — because otters are often the best predators in many freshwater habitats. That means they have no natural predators of their own, and rule with a soft paw and iron jaw.
Apparently the otter even pulled the juvenile gator up onto a bank and straight up ate it after these pics, "as evidenced by crunching noises."
Still, kinda cute right? We can't help it!
[Image via Geoff Walsh/Facebook.]
See if you can get through this post without dry heaving…
There’s a new app out called Lick This that promises to teach those who…ahem…dive for pearls in the bedroom, how to hit their lady’s sunken treasure juuuuust right.
Hey, we’re all for personal pleasure! But the way this app is training your tongue to be better at oral sex…is by having you practice on your phone first!
Chyeah. Going down on your GROSS phone!
You may not know this but cell phones are DISGUSTING! Think of where that thing has been! Now you’re going to put your mouth on it?!
But, if you are desperate enough to need some taco tickle training, we suggest you Lysol wipe your mobile before you start eating it out!
Anyway, the app features several practice lessons, including
The unimaginable has happened! Simon Cowell has been rejected!
Rita Ora has declined Simon's ultra exclusive invitation to join the X Factor UK judging panel next season and it'll cost her about $1.6 million.
Instead of sitting high and comfy between Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne, Rita is wayyyy more interested in working on her own career.
Besides her role in the super anticipated 50 Shades Of Grey, Rita's new album is coming out this summer, so it's no surprise she would rather not be distracted from her plans for U.S. domination.
Regardless of the reasoning, the thought of anyone saying "no" to Simon is HIGHlarious — especially when we imagine it with Rita's sass! HA!
Oh well! Guess Simon will just have to find another songbird to replace Nicole Scherzinger.
Talk about a crime family! Hey Bluths! Looks like you got some competish!
The Bogdanov of suburban Chicago is being accused of running an efficient shoplifting ring, where they reportedly stole from retail stores all the way from Maryland to Texas.
Branko, 58, his wife Lela, 52, and their daughter Julia, 34, allegedly stole thousands of items that