No, that’s not the plot line of Kevin James’s next movie (yet).
This ACTUALLY happened in a Western Pennsylvania Amish community!
Pulaski Township Sgt. Chad Adams went undercover and under-bonnet in order to catch a man suspected of flashing and masturbating in front of Amish children!
The members of the community didn’t want to have their children testify in court so they agreed to go along with the sting operation and even lent Sgt. Adams the traditional garb of an Amish lady!
Despite their conservative beliefs, the Amish were fine with Adams cross-dressing on their land! He explained:
Oh, porno parodies! You're just the gifts that keep on giving!
Wood Rocket, the pornographic production company that previously whetted your man-whistle with their super seksi flick Game of Bones, is back with another totally titillating tale of fantasy-infused f**king!
Get ready for The Knobbit! Yup, it's the age old tale of
an adventure-loving a porn-loving Hobbit Knobbit named Bilbo Dildo who leaves The Shire one day in search of excitement poontang!
Eventually Dilbo and his best bro
Gandalf Glandalf (get it? GET IT?) stumble across a creepy sexy old young cave dweller named Gollum Ball 'Em!
Ball 'Em, played by a seXXXy porn starlet named Violet Monroe, desperately craves her "precious" peen. Yeah, she goes so far as to wrap Dildo's dangling manhood in a magic c**k ring and
See, there are plenty of ways for an airline to get press without tweeting pics of a plane crashing headfirst into a naked woman's Cave of Wonders!
Take for instance the unidentified Southwest Airlines flight attendant who effectively turned a recent flight into her own comedy club!
Anyone who has flown the friendly skies has heard the whole pre-flight safety information schpiel by now, but this employee flipped the script a bit! She added a bunch of zingers and one-liners to the FAA mandated speech!
Ch-ch-check out her side-splitting bit for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
IT TOOK A YEAR TO FIRE HER, but it finally happened!
A Florida teacher named Dru Dehart has been finally been booted from the Port St. Lucie's Northport K-8 school a year after she was suspended for ordering six students to attack her 7th grade student after he allegedly said to her that he "wished he could curse out teachers someday."
That attack was all captured on video, as well.
Don’t be a chicken! Ask your girl to prom with this!
Since prom is right around the corner for many people, KFC is making the whole ‘corsage’ issue a cinch!
No need to match your colors with the floral arrangement; just add a drumstick where the blooms would be!
No, seriously, they’re really
If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, he might just catch himself a dildo!
A Norwegian fisherman named Bjørn Frilund was gutting the cod he caught off the coast of Norway when he made a strange discovery. His fish had swallowed a sex toy!
The dildo-gobbling animal is believed to
Since the beginning of time, man has tirelessly debated the proper way to eat an Oreo cookie! Do you eat it as is? Do you take it apart and lick out the frosting? Do you put two together to make an overstuffed monster Oreo?
While all of these methods are efficient ways to satisfy your sweet tooth, a few chefs have come up with interesting new ways to munch on the yummy desert!
The first evil genius is