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Say What?! Shia LaBeouf Randomly Freestyle Raps In An Incredibly AWKWARD Video That Includes Throwing Shade At Transformers!

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MC Shia?!

From motivational speaking to professional log picking, Shia LaBeouf has been consistently delighting the world with his secret talents.

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But you can add another skill to the 29-year-old's repertoire…

Freestyle rapping! Yes, you heard us right!

On Sunday, a video surfaced on the Internet of the Fury star spitting mad rhymes to a crowd of people while shirtless!

Among the many gems in his impromptu verse, some of the former child star's best lines include:

"Yessir, this Jewish kid still spew this sick s–t though, watch me I got a sick flow."

In typical hip-hop fashion, the rattail-adorned thespian even starts beef with his blockbuster film Transformers!

He raps:

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A Cop Asked His Partner For A Blowjob But Didn't Know He Was Broadcasting Over The Helicopter Loudspeaker!

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Awkward.

One police officer in Winnipeg got a little too horny while flying around in a helicopter on Monday and decided to do something about it.

In fact, the Canadian cop straight up asked his partner for a casual blowjob!

And while the other officer declined the offer, the pair got a reaction to the question they weren't quite expecting…

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Their entire conversation was being broadcasted to the city below them through the chopper's loudspeaker!

Citizens in Winnipeg took to Twitter to poke fun at the convo, which basically consisted of the following:

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Doctors Issue Health Warning Against Skinny Jeans After One Woman's Pants Had To Be Cut Off Her Body!

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Doctors issue warning against skinny jeans.

Raise your hand if you've been victimized by fashion!

Doctors have issued a warning against skinny jeans after one woman spent so much time squatting in a pair of them that they had to be cut off her body in the emergency room!

It's so crazy, but IT'S TRUE!

The 35-year-old Australian woman in question was helping a relative move and had spent hours squatting and crouching to unload things.

This caused her circulation to slow down significantly, leading to pain and numbness in her legs and feet.

While walking home after the move, her feet were so numb that she fell and "spent several hours lying on the ground before she was found."

Dr. Thomas Edmund Kimber of Royal Adelaide Hospital wrote:

"As she was squatting for a long period of time her trousers restricted the blood supply to both calves, and in response the muscles start to undergo stress and swell."

After her jeans were cut off, the woman was treated with intravenous hydration, and four days later when she was discharged, she was able to walk normally.

Lesson 1: Don't squat for hours in skinny jeans.

Lesson 2: Wear sweatpants when helping someone move.

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Drunk Guy Plays With Sword, Chops Off Friend's Nose — See The Totally NSFW Video HERE!

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OK, this is NSFW, so if you can't stomach it, Stop. Right. Here.

…but for the brave souls out there, you'll never believe what a couple of drunk guys decided to do with a hot dog and a sword!

In an amazing/disgusting new YouTube video, one (obviously drunk) guy handles a sword, while another (probably drunker) guy leans back and looks up, with a hot dog in his mouth as a crowd looks on, excited for a show.

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The swordsman prepares to slice through the hot dog — but, well, you can probably predict what happens next!!!

Ch-ch-check out the totally NSFW video (below):

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Man Arrested After Filming His Naked Run Through A Walmart In Kentucky! Check Out The Masked Madness HERE!

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Two men are being charged after streaking naked through Walmart!

STREAKER!!!

Shoppers at a Walmart in South Williamson, Kentucky were treated to quite the show last week when a streaker wearing nothing but shoes and a Halloween mask poured milk all over himself and went running through the store!

The video was posted to YouTube briefly, butt because it shows nudity, the site quickly removed it and took the glory away from the masked man.

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Rodney Scott, the Sheriff of Pike County, immediately issued arrest warrants for both the streaker and the cameraman! Scott told reporters:

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