An Open Letter To Brooke Hogan

Noooooo!!!!
You did it AGAIN?????
Girlfriend, don’t you have any other outfits in your wardrobe??????
Brooke Hogan wore the assless chaps one more time at a radio concert in Charlotte, NC, this past weekend.
This is just so sad.
Doesn’t your record company give you an allowance for clothes? Didn’t you make some money from your VH1 reality show?
We’re sure there has to be one or two designers out there somewhere that can give you something for free that’s a little less whoreanus.
We care. We’re here to help.
Perez should take you shopping.
Let us know if you’re up for it!
xoxo