No matter how low he gets, there’s always someone after Bill O’Reilly.
First it was the leftist cabals that conspired to get the veteran journalist fired from Fox News. Now, it’s the sinister clothing companies that are hitting the disgraced anchor wear where it hurts the most: his body image!
On Tuesday, the conservative punit shared a “tip” to his Twitter followers to start ordering their clothes “one size larger than you are,” because those evil clothing companies have conspired to “cut back on material”!
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How is O’Reilly privy to this #SuitGate conspiracy? Because he no longer fits in a size XL!
Clearly, nothing else could explain why an unemployed, 68-year-old man suddenly went up a clothing size during the holiday season. It’s those damn leftist clothing companies — and probably Hillary Clinton‘s emails, too!
Needless to say, O’Frylly got mercilessly trolled for his delusional Tip Of The Day. See the funny responses (below)!
Here├óΓé¼Γäós the Tip of the Day: many clothing companies have stealthily cut back on material, so order your stuff one size larger than you are. I am 6├óΓé¼Γäó4″, 210 pounds and an XL used to do it. Not anymore. Now XXL.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Bill O’Reilly (@BillOReilly) December 20, 2017
You got fat bro, deal with it
— Ken Reid (@KennethWReid) December 20, 2017
This says more about you than it does clothing companies.
— Adam Schrader (@Schrader_Adam) December 20, 2017
“It├óΓé¼Γäós Hillary├óΓé¼Γäós fault I├óΓé¼Γäóm fat!”
— Dennis Perkins (@DennisPerkins5) December 20, 2017
Gotta make room for the ego.
— Marc Istook (@MarcIstook) December 20, 2017
Oh bill… That’s not how this works honey.
— Cameron Kennedy (@CamcamKennedy) December 20, 2017
Yah @BillOReilly and I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.#TheOReillyFatter
— Raoul_Duke (@RaoulDuke99) December 20, 2017
Sounds like a full-blown clothing company conspiracy! Or, maybe just go for a few runs.
— jean (@jeanbeanny) December 20, 2017
I sued Levi’s for just this. Sure, I’d put on 25 pounds but they paid me $32 million to go away because that’s just how it’s done. Thanks, Bill!
— Jason Baldock (@jason_baldock) December 20, 2017
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— Mary Christmas 🎄 (@marybaumgard) December 20, 2017
So, to all those who gain some pounds this holiday season: it’s not you, it’s your new clothes.
[Image via ABC.]
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