Brad Pitt Is Ready For Biochemical Warfare

More of Brad Pitt‘s interview with Oprah has leaked, along with more endearing details about the Brangelina Bunch.
Super Dad Brad says he is impervious to biochemical warfare.
“[I’m] tough as nails. I’m impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can’t get me. You cannot break me down,” he says.
Nor is it any small feat to deploy the troops. Brad says it takes “half an hour” to get everyone out because each child has a very specific detailed rider. Brad has to “make sure they├óΓé¼Γäóve got their snacks, and Z.Z. has got a blanket and Shiloh├óΓé¼Γäós got her silky.”
Shiloh’s contract, however, includes a clause regarding how her parents are to address her. Shiloh has a Peter Pan complex, “So we├óΓé¼Γäóve got to call her John.” Bradley recalls a specific incident where he slipped. “‘Shi, do you want ├óΓé¼┬ª’ ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ ‘John. I├óΓé¼Γäóm John.’ And then I’ll say, ‘John, would you like some orange juice?’ And she goes, ‘No!'”
That’s probably because it was some crappy from-concentrate shiz!
Shiloh drinks only the finest fresh-squeezed juice from oranges shipped from Valencia!
Puberty is gonna be wonderful in that household!
Tune in tomorrow for the rest of the show!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]